stud stalking

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Horny for horror movies? Think there’s way too much T&A of the female variety to satisfy a gay guy? That’s where Stud Stalking comes in. I’ve created a list of must-see horror and goth themed films, but not exactly because they’re going to scare the pants off of you. Although, when you lay your eyes on some of these horror hunks, you may want to lose the pants anyway…. And if you click on the included links to my blogs about each movie, you might get some sexy stills.

Part 1 covers movies from A-L. For movies from M-Z, click here. For male-dominated mainstream horror, check out the sausage fest scares page.

 ABSENTIA

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Some of us like them with some meat on their bones. Not gonna lie—I’m in love with the chubby hubby bear cop. My blog here.

ADAM & EVIL

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An all-American athletic type runs around in just boxers in the first five minutes of this slasher. The male cast includes some pretty boys and a couple of rough bearish men! Blog here.

 

ALIEN PARTY CRASHERS

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A cutie in his boxers. My blog here.

ALL DARK PLACES

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The main man in this flick is shirtless more than shirted. Blog here.

ALL GOD’S CREATURES

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The psycho killer lead in this film spends a good amount of time shirtless. My blog here.

ALPHA DELTA ZATAN

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Frat boy slasher – guys getting naked and killed. My blog here.

ALPHA DOG

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Casper Van Dien and another meaty man shirtless before turning into hairballs. I blog about the film here.

AMERICAN PARADICE

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Several shirtless boys in this one, plus brief bouncing booty during a sex scene. Blog here.

AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON

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Anyone who crushed on David Naughton in the late 70s after his Dr. Pepper commercials, his hit song “Makin’ It,” and his failed sitcom Makin’ It, was in for a treat when this landmark werewolf film came out. Naughton gets naked quite a bit, revealing a tight body and a gorgeous full butt…that grows a whole lotta werewolf hair! Plus, hitting slow motion allows you to hone in on some flopping wanger.

AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN PARIS

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Naturally, our werewolf buddy shows the buns, plus, his hot bud gets shirtless. My blog here.

AMITYVILLE HORROR (REMAKE)

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I am very close to the original Amityville Horror incidents, both true and false, since I grew up on Long Island, so I was totally bummed by this movie, which claims to be “based on a true story,” yet changes EVERYTHING about the original story the Lutz’s fabricated…as well as the architectural structure of the house! This is a special effects haunted house movie that opted for name familiarity. The saving grace is Ryan Reynolds shirtless in nearly sheer pajama bottoms that dip super low in both the front and back…and he sports a thick beard! For a movie featuring a shirtless Ryan without a beard…see Blade: Trinity below.

AMITYVILLE: IT’S ABOUT TIME

amityville-its-about-time A very hot, smooth young man in tighty whities gets sucked…into some gruesome pit of goo…

THE AMITYVILLE LEGACY

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Beefy tattooed daddy walks around shirtless and bare cub bottom gets spanked. My blog here.

AMONG FRIENDS

among friendsA lesbian fantasizes about two Chippendale dancers. I’m not even kidding. My blog here.

ANACONDAS

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This sequel is a fun, hokey joyride with vastly improved special effects. Plus, just about every man in this movie is hot: the stunning dark chocolate Morris Chestnut; Matthew Marsden with his sexy British accent; Latin hunk Nicholas Gonzalez. And in this melting pot of beauty (although, none of these men take off their shirts), there is Johnny Messner. Tattoos, blue eyes, facial scruff, and nips that practically rip through his tight shirt. From the moment he appears on screen, he’s as dirty as a sex pig. He’s also wet or sweaty for most of the movie. And he wrestles a mechanical alligator! What a man!

ANDRE THE BUTCHER

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Not the only movie on my list that happens to star porn legend Ron Jeremy—but he’s not the reason this one makes the list. Two cute escaped prison inmates chained together for a good part of the movie, and a young dude with a lean body and long surfer dude hair ends up in his tighty-whities. Blog here.

ANNA

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Doll horror with boy booties. My blog here.

APARTMENT ZERO

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Hart Bochner just oozes sexuality in this film, turning on everyone, female and male. He also runs around shirtless a lot. My blog here.

APRIL FOOL’S DAY

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Classic slasher movie. Sexy muscular 80s stud Ken Olandt appears in just his tighty-whities. And it’s more than just a flash. Later, he runs around in wet swimming trunks—and runs out of a boathouse with them down off his buns a bit!

APRIL FOOL’S DAY (REMAKE)

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Features a horrendous gay stereotype, but the guy has a pretty nice body and appears in nothing but silver spandex boxer briefs. Blog here.

ARGENTO’S DRACULA

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A serious cutie with a bangin’ bod gets naked in the very beginning of the film and shows off the buns.

ART OF THE DEAD

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It may be the art of the dead, but a very alive, shirtless pretty boy paints it. My blog here.

ATTACK OF THE LEDERHOSEN ZOMBIES

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Quick flash of cute, pretty boy butt on the ski slopes. Blog here.

AT THE DEVIL’S DOOR

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Cute bearded dude with a perfectly average body proudly walks around in boxer briefs…and you can see why…. I blog about it here…the movie, that is.

AUTOMATON TRANSFUSION

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This indy zombie flick has two hot leads, and another guy gives us shirtless action and a butt shot as he pulls on his boxers! Blog here.

AXEMAN

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Where there’s a cabin in the woods and an axe murderer, there’s sure to be cute shirtless muscle boys. Blog here.

THE BABYSITTER

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Hottie shirtless killer in this horror comedy. Blog here.

BACHELOR PARTY MASSACRE

bachelor party massacreSo of course there will be boobs with a title like that. And where there are boobs, there are boys! The bachelor is fricking adorable, and gets strapped down to a pool table with no shirt on! Blog here.

THE BACKLOT MURDERS

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A total campfest slasher about a rock band video shoot—and surprisingly, there are actually some really gruesome moments. The “lead singer” Brian Gaskill is an adorable blond. The “drummer” has a bod of death, and appears with his shirt off. Ironically, the DVD of this movie includes a video of the movie’s theme song by the actual band who recorded the song, and the drummer in the band has an even BETTER body, and also goes shirtless—but wears a mask so you never see his face. And best of all, just to up the body count, they throw in murders of people who don’t even appear in the film but are supposed to be “crew” members on the video set…including a “gorilla juice head” in a wifebeater. My blog here.

BADASS MONSTER KILLER

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So sexy hero of this action horror finally gets shirtless and tied up at the end. Blog here.

BAD MOON

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Get that remote ready, because in the first five minutes, Michael Pare is completely naked, and if you freeze frame, you can catch a glimpse of his wanger in the bottom right corner of your screen. Blog here.

BALLAD IN BLOOD

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The hot leading men spend a whole lot of time shirtless in this one, and one of the guys is shows off his butt in his first scene. My blog here.

BASKET CASE SERIES

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Part 1 we see full frontal wiener in a streaking scene. Part 2, the same actor shows us his butt. Part 3, a hottie walks around in a leopard print speedo. And to counter all that stimulation, we have Belial’s ugly head…. My blog here.

THE BATES HAUNTING

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Cute guy dressed as a shirtless vamp at the beginning. Later, we see half moon as a guy having sex in a cornfield tries to get away from a killer tractor! Blog here.

THE BEAST OF BRAY ROAD

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Loads of cute guys, plus the adorable sheriff gets shirtless. Blog here.

BED OF THE DEAD

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Two shirtless hotties when a foursome goes very wrong. Bed blog here!

BEG

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Hunky detective from heaven gets shirtless, as does a pretty boy at a Halloween party. My blog here.

BENEATH

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A bunch of kids stuck on a little boat on a lake being tormented by a giant killer fish means shirtless cuties—and one in tight square cut bathing shorts. Blog here.

BERSERKER

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Kids head to a cabin in the woods, and the boys show off their tighty-whities. Blog here.

BEYOND EVIL

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John Saxon has done his fair share of horror films, and is most recognized as Nancy’s father in A Nightmare on Elmstreet. But in this film, he looks so incredibly sexy. Just on the verge of male pattern baldness, his face is chiseled, his dark eyes are gorgeous, he wears tight pants that show off his swelling buns, and he has such a man body and hairy chest. In only tight sleeping bottoms near the end of the movie, he shows off tan, deep ripped abs. My blog here.

BIG BAD WOLF

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What a deliciously campy werewolf film. The first focus on a cute young guy begins at his cute butt, and he later ends up shirtless, running around in his tighty-whities. And if you like them older and rough around the edges, long-time character actor Richard Tyson still has a decent bod, and roams around shirtless and in a sweaty tank top. Blog here.

BIGFOOT AT HOLLER CREEK CANYON

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The two leading studs show off the chests and butts. Blog here.

BIRTH RITE

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Devin Hamilton, who also directed the films Bleed and Delta Delta Die! (both below), is a friend to the gays when it comes to man candy! Actor Danny Wolske, who also appears in Bleed, is just stunning with blond hair, blue eyes, chiseled features, and ripped muscles. He looks more pumped in this film than in Bleed—but shows less of that luscious butt. Another hunky guy gets his clothes magically ripped off by a witch. Ah—if only I had those powers. And the horny young witch also lands herself a naked pretty boy twink who has nothing but his hands over his goodies, and shows off his pert little tush. Blog here.

BITE SCHOOL

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Hottie gay character in tighty-whities dry humps a pillow. Blog here.

BLACK DEVIL DOLL

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You see a big hairy man butt when the Black Devil Doll screws a dude he’s already killed… My blog here.

BLACK EVE

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The second the killer appeared on screen with his big arms, big lips, big Mohawk, and big axe, I screamed. What I screamed was, “Kill me!” Scary mean hotness! My blog here.

THE BLACK ROOM

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In this erotic horror flick, the studly hubby has a steamy sexual encounter with a portal in the basement, showing off the nice bod and some butt crack. My blog here.

BLACK ROSES

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This heavy metal horror is not so big on the big hair for some reason, but it is big on the pretty boys with muscles and tight jeans. And the “teacher” in the movie is one sexy man, with beautiful eyes, salt n’ pepper feathered 80s hair, and a porn mustache. Blog here.

the BLADE trilogy

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I would advise you to watch all three Blade movies because of the luscious Wesley Snipes and his rippling, glistening muscles, and a tendency to be shirtless. But the third film, in my opinion, is called “trinity” because there are three gods in it. First, we have the just mentioned Wesley Snipes. Next, there is the ridiculously masculine and beautiful Dominic Purcell of Prison Break—and his head isn’t shaved in this film. Plus, you get some momentary shirtless scenes of him—before he, uh, morphs. And finally, Ryan Reynolds, shirtless, on his knees and chained up. I totally read his character in this film as being gay. Pay attention to all his campy lines and you’ll see what I mean. Plus, his interplay with Parker Posey totally implies a fag and hag relationship.

BLEED

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This is one low budget slasher, but I found it fairly entertaining. Particularly since it’s LOADED with adorable, pumped men who are constantly taking their clothes off and showing off some of the hottest muscle butts! You won’t believe how much man booty is in this movie—including a big hairy one! Director Devin Hamilton gives us more of the same in Birth Rite and Delta Delta Die! Blog here.

BLEEDING HEARTS

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Girls torture boys. There’s plenty of man tits and some butts too. My blog here.

BLESSED ARE THE CHILDREN

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Dad bod and dad butt. Suck it, pretty boys. Blog here.

BLOOD & LACE

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Stud of the orphanage runs around shirtless. My blog here.

BLOOD CREEK

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As if it isn’t enough that this zombie/demon movie co-stars delectable Dominic Purcell of Prison Break, lead Henry Cavill is more than adorable once he takes off his shirt and ties himself up to be, um, sucked on by the demon…. Blog here.

BLOOD DOLLS

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This ridiculous flick features the exploitation of a male for a change—as a business-type spends almost the whole movie in leather or a leopard thong playing the submissive slave to a dominatrix. My blog here.

BLOOD GNOMES

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This is a BD/SM horror film and it’s loaded with hot guys, virtually naked and bound and gagged. My blog here.

BLOOD HARVEST

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In this 80s slasher, cutie Peter Krause of Six Feet Under shows off his tight torso, and another cutie shows off his bare butt. My blog here.

BLOODLINES

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The redneck leader of the inbreeds in this backwoods horror flick is very cute and has his shirt off more often than not. Blog here.

BLOOD MANIA

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Lean, muscular, shirtless man action and a bit of butt. My blog here.

BLOOD MOON RISING: LUCY’S REVENGE

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A studly dude gets tied up…and has his crotch grabbed by a butch baldy. My blog here.

BLOOD RAGE

blood rageCute guys galore in this 80s slasher, but one dude has his naked butt in the air while making out with a girl on a diving board! Blog here.

BLOODSUCKERS FROM OUTER SPACE

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The cute cop on the case wears a black G-string before baring the butt behind a shower curtain. Blog here.

BLOODTIDE

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Hairy-chested Martin Kove, best known as the bad guy in The Karate Kid movies, spends much of this film in only tight white shorts. Blog here.

BLOODY BIRTHDAY

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Serious 80s man butt in a sex scene in back of a van! They just don’t make man butts like they did in the 80s. Blog here.

BLOODY MOVIE

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In this really odd campy slasher, a biker dude may have really bad Night Ranger hair, but he’s got a body of death…and he’s in leather pants and a leather vest! He also gets naked and shows off his butt! There are a couple of other cheesy 80s hunks, too. Blog here.

BLOODY MURDER 1 & 2

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There are a few cuties and bods in this Friday the 13th rip-off series. Blog here.

BLOODY PIT OF HORROR

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A hunky killer so full of himself he has to show us why. My blog here.

BLOODY WEDNESDAY

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The leading crazy man in this film is a cutie, and show off his butt and chest a lot. My blog here.

BODY BAGS

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Mark Hamill appears in a segment of this anthology film, and during a sex scene, you see plenty of butt—however, it might be a stunt butt. My blog here.

BONEJANGLES

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Shirtless guys galore with various body types, plus a delicious man strips down to his undies. My blog here.

BONG OF THE DEAD

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Lean stoner dude spends plenty of time in a Speedo. My blog here.

BOOGEYMAN 2

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You get to see some close-up of lean male booty during a sex scene in a shower.

BRAIN DAMAGE

brain damageTwo of the main dudes in this twisted little film are adorable and often wear tank tops, but the shower scene involving a beefy bodybuilder is like something out of a gay porn. Blog here.

BRIDE OF CHUCKY

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Brilliantly, the fourth and fifth sequels in the Chucky franchise set up camp so far into the woods that they left mainstream America behind forever, thanks in large part to Jennifer Tilly’s performances. Bride gets added gay points for having the fierce (and sometimes vicious) Alexis Arquette doing what she does best…gender-bending. The hunk focus here is on lead actor Nick Stabile. This gorgeous young man has a shirtless scene in which his tanned, tight muscles are gleaming in the sun. Absolutely scalding.

BRIDE OF SCARECROW

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Stud gets shirtless…for the scarecrow’s bride… My blog here.

the BROTHERHOOD series

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Director David DeCoteau has made a career out of B horror movies filled with young men in their underwear. Often, it’s nearly sheer wet underwear in this series, with tons of self-exploration of chests and rippling torsos, as well as lots of platonic shared touching. There is no connection between any of the movies, but they always revolve around some supernatural group of elite young men in a sort of campus environment. That is until you get to parts 5 and 6, which change course into slasher territory and are my favorites of the bunch. I cover parts 5 and 6 here.

A BRUSH WITH DEATH

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2 cute guys in this one, and one gets shirtless. My blog here.

BUCK WILD

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A pretty boy geek is stripped to his undies by hillbillies, and we get to see another guy’s ass. My blog here.

BURIED ALIVE

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Steve Sandvoss, the cutie Mormon in the gay film Latter Days, has a major role in this slasher, and it’s always nice to look at him for long stretches of time. You also see some man butt briefly at the beginning of the film. My blog here.

THE BURNING

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If it’s a summer camp slasher, there’s gotta be guys mooning. One of them is a young Jason Alexander! Blog here.

BURYING THE EX

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Some nicely padded man butt in this one. My blog here.

BUTCHER, BAKER, NIGHTMARE MAKER

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Young Jimmy McNichol proudly shows off his butt for a good amount of time during a shower scene. My blog here.

THE BYE BYE MAN

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Delicious Lucien Laviscount goes shirtless in this one, and shows off his as briefly in a sex scene. My blog here.

CABIN FEAR

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The stud in the group at this cabin in the woods shows off the bod in boxer briefs, and drops them to show off the ass during a sex scene. My blog here.

CABIN IN THE WOODS

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Two hotties of Abercrombie caliber, and some nice shirtless action. Plus, one character makes the “I learned it from watching you!” reference, even though she probably wasn’t even BORN when that awesome PSA aired in the 80s.

CAMP BLOOD TRILOGY

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Since the DVD is all three movies on one disc, it’s easiest to knock this off in one shot. Fact is, the men get progressively hotter as the series goes on. Each film has a cutie or two and some nice jean and tank top action, but it is in the third one that a hunk takes off his shirt.

CAMPFIRE TALES

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Ron Livingston of Sex and the City (Mr. Post-it) appears in one segment of this anthology, and has his shirt off quite a bit. He also runs out into the woods naked, but you only get to see shadows of his tush in the dark. Another segment stars the late Glenn Quinn, who played Mark on the TV show Roseanne. He was so very cute. Blog here.

CAMP SLAUGHTER

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A couple of cuties and their girls get caught in a 1981 slasher filled with shirtless guys with TIGHT-ASSED short short. Blog here.

CANDYMAN 3: DAY OF THE DEAD

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Finally a man cast in this series is sweet enough to live up to the title. Of course, Tony Todd is always a hunky if not menacing presence…and that VOICE (ooh yeah. Hurt me, Candyman!). The bonus here is the Latin hotness of Jsu Garcia. He was a teenager in the original A Nightmare on Elmstreet, but he’s all man in this one. Tall, dark, and hunky. Blog here.

CAPPS CROSSING

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A mix of types in this backwoods horror, and the big beefcake in the bunch gets shirtless for a swim. My blog here.

THE CARETAKER

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Young hotties shirtless and pumping iron in the first few minutes of the film. Blog here.

CARNIVORE: WEREWOLF OF LONDON

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Bald Hunk with a nice big schnoz shows off the chest and butt. My blog here.

CATCH HELL

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Ryan Phillippe’s ass in the air for a little butt rape. My blog here.

CATCH OF THE DAY

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A flasher jumps in front of the camera full-frontal! Blog here.

THE CAVE

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A stud banquet, all in wet suits, including Cole Hauser (chin cleft of death), Eddie Cibrian (dimples of death), Morris Chestnut (lips of death), Rick Ravanello (arms of death). Blog here.

CEMETERY MAN

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Our man Rupert Everett carries this entire gross out zombie-fest by himself…and spends a lot of time shirtless. Plus you get a glimpse at his tush. My blog here.

CHARLIE’S FARM

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A big bearish boy shows off his curves, first in a Speedo, then walking around bare-assed. My blog here.

THE CHICKEN PARTY

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A sexy and silly muscular psycho does a strip tease. My blog here.

CHILDREN OF SORROW

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Full Monty when a cult leader gets sexual with a desk… Blog here.

CHILLERS

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In this extremely low-budget 80s anthology movie, the first story features a hunky swimmer in a speedo the whole time. Unfortunately, he’s not exactly alive after a while…. My blog here.

CHOPPING MALL

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All the guys are cute, even the two geeky ones, and they all run around shirtless! Actor Russell Todd has HUGE lips and appeared in Friday the 13th Part II. The stud in the film, who appears in his tighty-whities, gets killed first, naturally, since he’s the most likely to have sex! Blog here.

CHRISTINA’S HOUSE

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Double your cuties. Brendan Fehr is Christina’s boyfriend, with disheveled hair, big full lips, and a nice long and strong nose. Blond hottie Brad Rowe is a hunky fix-it-man, and you know what that means: scruffy facial hair, dirty jeans, dirty body. Tongue bath anyone? Blog here.

CLINGER

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Jock butt in the shower, and a cutie in a leopard Speedo.  My blog here.

THE CLOTH

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A very pretty blond dude with some major pecs fights demons. Blog here.

CLUB DEAD

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A vampire comedy of cuties—and one gets deliciously shirtless. Blog here.

CLUB DREAD

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This slasher comedy that gets a bad rap can’t be all that bad—since it opens with a cutie in the woods who wants his girlfriend to lick his chest and nips! And the unassumingly adorable Steve Lemme spends a majority of the movie shirtless, often in tight little shorts! My blog here.

CONDEMNED

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Gay BDSM couple in this film is one more butch and bad than the other—and the big beefy bottom crawls around in his tighty-whities. My blog here.

CORBIN NASH

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Our hunky hero in this vampire slayer flick is shirtless pretty much the entire film, and battles several other shirtless hunks. Blog here.

COTTONTAIL

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We never see Cottontail without the mask, but he rox the bare bod in a workout montage. My blog here.

THE COVENANT

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The best part of the film is the incredibly cute young men, particularly lead Steven Strait (what a tragic last name!). He’s simply gorgeous. There are a couple of fantastic shirtless scenes, including a locker room shower scene involving bare butts. And there’s also a man-on-man kiss!

A CRACK IN THE FLOOR

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An early tease seems promising. A quite handsome chap with tight jeans and a delectable tush takes his shirt off—but the camera is focused on his lower half, so you don’t see much of anything! The other real payoff in this film is those adorable dimples on Mario Lopez. He appears briefly wearing a white tank top, but I would have liked to have seen some crack in A Crack in the Floor. My blog here.

THE CRAVING

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You’ll be craving man tits by the end of this one, because there are a whole lot of bare chests. My blog here.

CRAWLSPACE

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Nicely built dude walks around in just boxers. Blog here.

CREATURE FROM THE HILLBILLY LAGOON

creature from hillbilly lagoonHot rednecks in this one as well as a booty shot and some shirtless action from a lean gay character. My blog here.

CREATURE LAKE

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Some all-male skinny dipping, and then the muscle hottie of the group shows off his ass later. Blog here.

CREEPOZOIDS

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Hunky dude showers with Linnea Quigley. We get to see his butt. Blog here.

CREEPSHOW 2

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The man meat in this sequel is in one of my favorite stories of all the Creepshow stories, entitled “The Raft.” A total 80s California blond strips down to his speedo. My blog here.

CREEP VAN

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Just read my blog and you’ll know why I’ve added this one to Stud Stalking.

CRUSH THE SKULL

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Plenty of hot thieves in this home invasion humor flick, but horror hottie Justin Ray shows off the bulge and butt in tight boxed briefs in the first scene. My blog here.

CRYING WOLF

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Leading man is quite cute and gets shirtless, bald bear (actually, werewolf) shows off the butt, and if you watch the outtakes that run during the closing credits, there’s more naked man shenanigans. My blog here.

THE CURSE and CURSE 2: THE BITE

curse and curse 2If you like a lot of hair, The Curse is loaded with it. The farmhand stud is covered in chest and back hair. And this chubby character has a wicked hairy butt crack—and eventually we get a close up of his whole furry butt. And in Curse 2: The Bite, One J. Eddie Peck is an 80s heartthrob, with amazing feathered hair and a tight, smooth body that gets plenty of camera time. My blog here

CURSE OF MESOPOTAMIA

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Hunky hottie in a towel, then drops it from the back we can see the butt. Blog here.

CURVE

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The hottie who played Zachary Quinto’s boyfriend in the first season of American Horror Story goes shirtless in this one. My blog here.

CUT/PRINT

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A hunky cop shows his butt and a bunch of shirtless muscle men are dragged through a police station. My blog here.

CUTTING ROOM

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Some nice, polished, hairless man meat in the first 15 minutes of this slapstick horror flick. My blog here.

DAGON

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Star is Ezra Godden is Clark Kent sexy. He has his shirt off a lot at the beginning of the movie—and shows a profile of his cute butt. Blog here.

DARK FIELDS

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As soon as the film switches to “Present Day,” some serious hot shirtless action. Blog here.

DARK PASSENGER (aka: Landers)

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Two cuties get shirtless before the film ends. My blog here.

DARK RISING

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This cheesy sci-fi flick costars Jason Reso, a sexy dude with reddish blond hair, a goatee, and what looks like some nice muscles modestly hidden behind “dude” clothes, which is what makes him so appealing. I Googled this cutie only to find out he’s a wrestler by the name of Christian Cage and that body I thought he might have he absolutely does have. But I’d still rather see him dressed in his casual clothes than those little wrestling Speedos. My blog here.

DARKSIDE WITCHES

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Man muscle and man ween! A bar scene is virtually softcore porn…that turns into hardcore gore. EEK! Blog here.

DARKWALKER

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The lead male is an absolutely adorable dark haired guy, and the over the top redneck sheriff is a big bear goon. His muscles practically rip through his shirt, and his open collar displays some serious white fuzz! Blog here.

DAWN OF THE DEAD (ORIGINAL)

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Late in this film, Tom Savini, special effects master (don’t know what went wrong on this film featuring zombies with blue-painted faces), shows up as a biker, with a built body and the tightest jeans that show off his nice meaty tush. Plus, he sports a 1970s gay porn star mustache that even straight guys were wearing back then…yummy. My blog here.

 

DAYLIGHT’S END

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Hunky hero always gets a shirtless shot. My blog here.

DAYS OF DARKNESS

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These undead are going to be feasting on some prime cuts of filet mignon because there is an A1 Steak Sauce worthy trio of men in this film,  including the adorable lead, a strikingly handsome gay character, and a seriously pumped bald daddy! My blog here.

DEAD & BREAKFAST

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For starters, I have a thing for Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who plays the bearish, bearded sheriff here. He’s also the dad (daddy!) on Supernatural. But the real hunk sneaks up on you in this one. Erik Palladino proves to be adorable as the film progresses, with a great little bod. He never gets undressed, but it’s easy to see all his muscles—and his thick lips are mesmerizing…. My blog here.

DEAD AND DEADER

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Dean Cain as a cute half zombie…that’s shirtless a few times. Blog here.

DEAD AND GONE

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Leading man has a hot bod, and shows it off in the shower, including the booty. Blog here.

DEAD AND ROTTING

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Lead actor Stephen O’Mahoney has a highly toned body—lean and perfect—and he spends much of the movie shirtless in either tight underwear or long johns. Blog here.

DEAD DUDES IN THE HOUSE

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This film from 1991 looks like it was definitely filmed before 90s fashion came into vogue. The lead male character has it going ON. Amazing body and tight jeans that show off all his assets. Blog here.

THE DEAD HATE THE LIVING

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One of the actors in this “movie-within-a-movie” walks around in a banana hammock in the first few minutes of the film! Okay, so he’s painted yellow and spewing fake blood from the mouth, but he’s got a nice bod. And the lead in the actual movie, Eric Clawson, has dark hair and an absolutely adorable soul patch. My blog here.

DEADHEADS

deadheadsThis zombie comedy features a hot anti-hero. Beautiful face, beautiful bod, wears a white tank through most of the film, takes it off once, and is always shiny and oiled. Blog here.

DEADLY EMBRACE

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Muscular hottie strips to his underwear, plays with himself under the sheet, then showers and shows off the butt! Blog here.

DEADLY LITTLE CHRISTMAS

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After the opening kill, we jump right into bed with a shirtless cutie! Blog here.

DEAD MEN WALKING

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Many people seem to hate this movie, but personally, it’s one of my favorite zombie films in my collection. Since it takes place in a prison, it is LOADED with men. And the lead actor, Griff Furst, is just delicious, reminding me of a slightly more rugged Joey Lawrence. My blog here.

DEAD SEASON

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The rather average looking lead guy in this movie is so fricking hot for some reason. And he loses the shirt several times to show off an incredibly lean-muscled body with some nice fuzz on it. Blog here.

DEAD SQUAD: TEMPLE OF THE UNDEAD

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Tight body, tight square cut bathing suit. My blog here.

DEADTIME STORIES

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DEAD TONE

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This slasher is loaded with clean-cut white boys and athletic black hunks. Plenty of shirts are removed, and in the end, the killer feels it necessary to shed some layers to do his dirty work in a tight fitting tank top that perfectly showcases his lean, muscular physique. Not to mention, one of them is the cute guy from Another Gay Movie. Blog here.

DEADWALKER INFERNO

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A line of boy butts in one shot. Awesome. My blog here.

DEATH DO US PART

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Hottie does a striptease until he’s wearing nothing but an elephant G-string. Blog here.

DEATH POOL

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Horror hottie Randy Wayne as serial killer who drowns women, which means he’s shirtless a lot…and also shows off his pretty butt. Blog here.

DEATH SCREAMS

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There’s a male shower scene! And his very meaty butt is clearly on display through the shower stall door. Blog here.

DEATH WARMED UP

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Michael Hurst of the 1990s Hercules show has a banging body in this flick and takes a long hot shower, showing off the bulbous booty and giving it a good soaping. Blog here.

DEEP BLUE SEA

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This cheesy attempt to bring back the “Jaws” genre totally grew on me, and I can watch it over and over. It helps that the absolutely stunning Thomas Jane is in a tight wetsuit the whole time. He would go on to color his hair black for The Punisher—a title I’d love to see him earn in a very different way! And let’s not forget, ever-sexy LL Cool J is also in this film, but WAY too clothed.

DEEP IN THE WOODS

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This French film is incredibly atmospheric and a nod to director Dario Argento. A young dark-haired guy has moments where he looks great, and a blond Adonis gets naked (you see butt). There’s also some bizarre underlying, unexplained, homoerotic themes. Blog here.

DEL PLAYA

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Cute guys with tight bods in this one, and they go shirtless on the beach. Blog here.

DELTA DELTA DIE!

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This is director Devin Hamilton’s gayest movie simply because it’s so over-the-top campy—it’s definitely one that gay guys will be quoting. And just like in Bleed and Birth Rite, there are plenty of hunky guys naked during a shockingly elongated scene of full frontal nudity by a pool! The plot is that a bunch of sorority girls hack up hot and sexy jocks and bake them into delta delta pies…. My blog here.

THE DEMENTED

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Shirtless cuties playing Slip ‘n Slide at the beginning of this film. My blog here.

DEMON RESURRECTION

demon resurrectionIn this ghoulish zombie/demon flick with a 1970s retro feel, a lean and sexy stuff with long hair and goatee gets naked in the woods. My blog here.

DEMONS 2

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You just have to see the oiled up, shirtless gym bunnies in tight 80s shorts fighting off a pack of demons with dumbbells. Awesome.

THE DEN

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A found footage film about video chatting—so naturally there’s some major wiener wagging for the camera! Wow. My blog here.

DENSE FEAR: BLOODLINE

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Director/star Tony Gardner makes werewolf transformations sexy again…and shows some side booty at the end of the film. Blog here.

THE DENTIST

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Dentist Corbin Bernsen inflicts some serious pain on those who make him angry. One of his targets is the pool boy—and let me tell you, this pool boy can skim the scum from my surface anytime! Be warned, there’s also some over-the-top wicked teeth torture. Blog here.

THE DEVIL’S DOLLS

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The lead cop is sexy enough as it is, but he also has to take on a possessed, shirtless pretty boy! My blog here.

DEVIL’S NIGHT

devils nightBeauty Shawn Roberts, who has played Wesker in Resident Evil Movies and looked hot as hell in A Little Bit Zombie, takes his shirt off in this one, as do several other frat boys with sweet bods. Blog here.

DEVIL’S NIGHT

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Some pretty boy bods in this one, and even a wiener, but pretty fades when the torture begins. Blog here.

DEVOURED: THE LEGEND OF ALFERD PACKER

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Muscle boy takes off his shirt to fight demons. Blog here.

THE DISCO EXORCIST

disco exorcistIt’s about a stud making a porn flick that gets overrun by his jealous, possessed ex-girlfriend. So, butts and wieners galore. Blog here.

DISCOPATH

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Furry, adorable killer dances naked (and does a 360 spin!). My blog here.

DISMEMBERING CHRISTMAS

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Quick flash of boy butt during strip poker game. Blog here.

DITCH DAY MASSACRE

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Cute boy runs around in a towel that keeps slipping down his waist. Blog here.

DO YOU WANNA KNOW A SECRET

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You’ll find this slasher in bargain bins. But it’s got a grown and muscular Joey Lawrence billed as Joseph Lawrence, adorable Chad Allen, and another hunky guy. And they spend most of the film either shirtless or in wifebeaters. Blog here.

THE DOLL

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Mohawked pretty boy spends most of the movie shirtless. Blog here.

DOCTOR SPINE

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A muscle man in a loincloth thinks he’s Thor…and shows off his fantastic butt right before the final credits. My blog here.

DON’T ANSWER THE PHONE

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Honestly, it’s kind of disturbing to find something sexy in this film, which I feel is more of a brutal misogynistic piece than a horror movie. It’s about a psychotic Vietnam vet who rapes and strangles women. However, Nicholas Worth, the balding, beefy, bearish actor who plays the killer has a frighteningly powerful sexual presence on screen. He’s shown shirtless in the very first scene, there’s footage of him pumping iron, and he even appears in black underwear at one point. Blog here.

DON’T BLINK

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Some fine Brian Austin Green butt! Blog here.

DON’T GO TO THE REUNION

dont go to the reunionAlong with plenty of other cuties, this throwback indie slasher stars beefy boy Mike Goltz, who gets shirtless and shows off his meaty butt—as it gets prodded by a poker! Blog here.

DON’T LOOK

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Man booty! My blog here.

THE DOOMS CHAPEL HORROR

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It’s not every day that a horror flick starts by focusing on a farm boy working in the fields shirtless. Blog here.

DORIAN (aka: Pact with the Devil)

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This horror retelling of Oscar Wilde’s The Picture of Dorian Gray stars stunning Ethan Erickson, who gives head to a popsicle in Jawbreaker. You get so much more of him and his ripped physique in this film. 

DORM OF THE DEAD

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This totally low budget zombie flick starts off promising with a techno-trance track and an adorable college type with dark hair on a bed in his tank top and jeans—much focus on his crotch! The cute college types in jeans persist, but you have to ask yourself…why do all the good ones get eaten??? There’s even a hot college professor…who looks like a college kid. My blog here.

DOWN

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Stuck with a stud—and his bare ass—in an elevator. Blog here.

DREAD

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We see a couple of man butts in this one, including one guy dropping trou right in front of another guy who seems uncomfortable with the fact that he wants to check out the buns! My blog here.

DREAMANIAC (1986)

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It’s a David DeCoteau slasher from the 80s, and it’s loaded with his favorite thing—males in tighty-whities. My blog here.

DR. GIGGLES

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A tight-bodied surfer dude with huge nips takes a bath with a condom in this one. Blog here.

DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III

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The hunky leader of this frat gets his chance to pose shirtless, and later on, a muscle stud flexes his muscles big time. Blog here.

DUST DEVIL

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The mega hot lead in this film runs around shirtless a lot, and also turns into a demonic creature at times. You know how hot a guy is when he can go all demon face and you still want his hot bod. Blog here.

DYING BREED

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Man butt pumping away during a sex scene. Blog here.

DYSMORPHIA

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Cutie in a G-string! Blog here.

EDDIE THE SLEEPWALKING CANNIBAL

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Eddie sleepwalks (and cannibalizes) in his tighty-whities. My blog here.

THE EDITOR

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Butt, chest, and full frontal shower scene! My blog here.

THE EERIE MIDNIGHT HORROR SHOW

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The devil comes back as a handsome man and we see his butt. Blog here.

THE 8TH PLAGUE

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It’s brief, but you do get a look at a cutie’s booty in this creepy demon/zombie flick. My blog here.

ELDER ISLAND

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Leading man shows off his rippling torso briefly after sex scene. My blog here.

ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK

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My favorite goth diva did her gay fans right casting the God-like Daniel Greene as her love interest in this campfest. He’s a big hunky football player type and plays it dumb in this film, which makes him all the more sexy! In the 1990s, before she’d made her second film, Elvira’s Haunted Hills (which features a shirtless hunk who doesn’t speak English!), I went to her book signing in New York City, and the conversation went just like this:

ME: Elvira, when are you going to make a sequel to Mistress of the Dark?

CASSANDRA PETERSON (her real name): I’m workin’ on it, honey.

ME: Well, you must cast that stud from the first movie again.

CASSANDRA: Ooh la la! He was HOT! (dramatic pause followed by a conspiratorial whisper) I heard he’s working at a Home Depot in Ohio!

EMPIRE STATE OF THE DEAD

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A muscular zombie fucker bares all in this one. Blog here.

EVERYONE MUST DIE

everyone must diePossibly one of the most obnoxious “wigger” characters gets shirtless when getting a wrap-around by another guy. The adorable lead male also shows off a banging upper body. Both guys have nice big nips, the lead male has nice tats on his shoulders. My blog here.

THE EVES

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Backwoods horror and some horny guys makes for shirtless action. Blog here.

EVIL BREED: THE LEGEND OF SAMHAIN

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This inbred killer family flick has an appearance by Richard Grieco. Although I hate when he has long hair, he spends most of his onscreen time shirtless. And finally, much later in the film, there’s some cute man tush during a shower scene. My blog here.

EVIL FEED

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One muscle stud after another in this splatter flick about a restaurant that makes dinner out of the losers in a martial arts competition. My blog here.

EVIL LAUGH

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After the initial murder scene in this late 80s slasher, we’re treated to TWO shirtless muscle men in tight jeans! And one of them is Scott Baio’s brother! In fact, there are hunky shirtless men throughout this flick: one in a spiked collar and black undies, one in tight shorts…who gets naked and has his butt squeezed by another man! And don’t miss the ridiculous scene of white people dancing to cheesy 80s dance music. It’s hysterical—as is the killer, who heckles when claiming victims. Blog here.

EVILSPEAK

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Some man butt in a locker room scene and lots more in a shower scene. Blog here.

EVOLVER

evolverA killer robot stalks a naked stud in a locker room! My blog here.

EXISTS

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Quick glimpse of man butt in this found footage flick, plus hottie Roger Edwards runs around shirtless, showing off his tight bod. Blog here.

EXPOSURE

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Title says it all. Shirtless hottie in a cabin in the woods. Blog here.

FATHER’S DAY

fathers dayIt’s difficult to think “hot” when you watch this exploitation film, but there is man butt and ball sack, plus a bearded dude with an amazingly hairy chest. My blog here.

FEAR NO EVIL

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Juicy butts in a locker room shower scene…that concludes with a gay kiss! Blog here.

FEAR OF CLOWNS

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The killer in this franchise is a hunky bald clown who never wears a shirt. Blog here.

FEEDING THE MASSES

feeding the massesOne of the hot, hot leads gets naked and gets off while watching a bloody nasty zombie attack. My blog here.

FEVER LAKE

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Mario Lopez. SHIRTLESS. Blog here.

THE FINAL DESTINATION

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The fourth installment of this series has two cuties, and both get shirtless! One comes out of a cabana after sex with his bathing trunks so low he’s showing crack in back and fuzz up front! His death is also very interesting. You could say it’s death by anal… Brief blog here.

FINAL STAB

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Call the Guiness Book of World Records! This slasher starts with a MALE shower scene! Of course it does—it’s a David DeCouteau film. As with all the director’s flicks, this is loaded with cute guys. Also watch out for a blond who’s got a tight, rippled body when he appears in only his black tighties. Blog here.

FLESH EATER

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S. William Hinzman is the man who played the very first zombie you see in the original 1968 Night of the Living Dead. About 20 years later, he cast himself as the lead zombie in his unofficial follow-up loaded with cute and muscular guys with bad 80s haircuts and tight-tight-tight 80s jeans. Blog here.

FRACTURED

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Invading a home is tempting when a shirtless hottie is walking around. My blog here.

FRAT HOUSE MASSACRE

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Tons of men in only tighty-whities, bare butts, including a hairy one, sadistic homoerotic hazing—and even gayer stuff in the deleted footage on the DVD. My blog here.

FREDDY VS. JASON

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It doesn’t get any sexier than Freddy and Jason getting nasty together. Just kidding. Young stud Jesse Hutch didn’t shave his chest or armpits for the camera. And Brendan Fletcher, who has done his fair share of horror flicks, pushes his cute bare buns up against a piece of plexi-glass in this one.

the FRIDAY THE 13th franchise

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There had to be at least a few studs in this long running series, but it took until part 3 for the fun to begin. Jeffrey Rogers, a cute dark haired guy with a smooth lean body, goes shirtless, and has a habit of walking on his hands…which makes for a messy death scene. John Shepherd, lead actor in Part 5: A New Beginning, goes shirtless a lot, and has a tight, ripped body. His character Tommy is brought back in the next installment, unfortunately, Shepherd doesn’t reprise the role. His isn’t the only nice, shirtless body in this film, either. In the ninth installment, Jason Goes to Hell, a total muscle stud takes off his clothes during a tenting scene, and you see plenty of views of his buns. The real shocker…he didn’t SHAVE them! Finally, in the reboot/remake whatever you want to call it, Supernatural cutie Jared Padalecki is pumped in a tight t-shirt, plus there’s another fine-bodied man shirtless.

THE FRIGHTENING

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Director David DeCoteau works his homoerotic magic—plenty of incredible young bodies in TIGHT underwear. My blog here.

FRIGHT FLICK

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The most frightening thing is the HUGE fricking boobs that open the film. But along with the boobs comes a goofy cutie who shows the bod, some butt, and a fleeting glimpse of the balls. Plus, the lead male is adorable. Blog here.

FRIGHTWORLD

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Hottie reopening an old haunted attraction gives it his blessing…by getting naked and showing off the butt during a sex scene. Blog here.

FROM BEYOND

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The real treat in this film is to see horror icon Ken Foree running around in nothing but a banana hammock! And horror movie staple Jeffrey Combs shows off his very well-defined body in a shirtless scene. My blog here.

The FROM DUSK TILL DAWN franchise

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The awesome first film stars not only the ever-sexy George Clooney, but special effects master Tom Savini, still looking good and beefy, with a little something extra in the crotch area…. Like ‘em Latin and beefy? Then look no further than Part 2: Texas Blood Money. Raymond Cruz is shirtless for his entire run in this film. Short and stocky with full lips and thick dark hair. Yum. He does push-ups for the camera, then does push-ups…with a woman beneath him. So much of the scene focuses on his body and face—and the sheet falling down off his butt. My blog here.

FROM VENUS

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When alien mistresses in leather invade a small town, you can bet there are plenty of shirtless men. In bondage. Blog here.

FRONTIERS

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This nasty French film has a hottie who looks just like Eddie Cibrian with bleached blond hair—he takes his shirt off for a quick peek, but soon after, doesn’t quite look the same anymore…. Meanwhile, there are also a couple of muscle meanies, one who gets shirtless and one who runs around in a tank top the whole time. My blog here.

THE FUNHOUSE

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They just don’t get any 80s cuter than the male lead in this film—who wears a nip hugging shirt…and tight jeans! What a hottie! My blog here.

GERMAN ANGST

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You see total man dick and balls up close in this anthology…but they don’t get a happy ending. Blog here.

GERM Z

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Hunky guys, hunky shirtless zombie! My blog here.

GHASTLIES

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Hottie in tight boxer briefs. I blog about the film here.

GHOST STORY

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80s horror staple Craig Wasson falls out of a window sunny side up…and then flips over-easy for a rear view. Just ignore the horrible green screen effects going on beneath him as he falls…. Blog here.

GHOULIES IV

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The series went complete camp with this final entry, which is loaded with slutty chicks. The saving grace for the gays is Peter Liapis. A phenomenal feat, the filmmakers managed to get him back from the FIRST movie 9 years before! In that time, he went from pretty boy to MAN. Here, he’s rugged and beefy. He takes off his shirt quite a bit. There’s also a close-up of bare-butt, but I can’t be sure that it isn’t a butt double. Blog here.

GHOUL SCHOOL

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Low budget flick with a high school swim team turning into demons—including two buff demons in speedos! Blog here.

THE GINGERDEAD MAN SERIES

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Part 1 has a cutie with nice arms in a sleeveless shirt. Part 2 ups the flesh with hotties in open jumpsuits. And part 3 has a shirtless roller disco stud in suspenders. Blog here.

GORE, QUEBEC

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A hairy beary guy runs into the water naked at night on a dare, so we get a glimpse of some big booty. My blog here.

GOTHIC

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Julian Sands naked on a roof and he has an ass of death. Blog here.

GRACE

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Don’t mind the nipple. There’s man booty at the beginning of this film during a sex scene. My blog here.

GRAVEYARD DISTURBANCE

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It may be a made-for-TV movie from the 1980s, but a pretty boy gets shirtless. Blog here.

THE GREEN MONSTER

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THE GRUDGE 2

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Way too many school girls running around in this sequel, but there is one scruffy young stud who showers while his girlfriend gets grudged to death in the bedroom. When he comes out of the shower, he is in a very low hanging towel, and he’s got that gorgeous V definition framing his treasure trail. You know just what I’m talking about….

HACK!

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Muscle jock hits the surf in a thong. Blog here.

HALLOWEEN II

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Leo Rossi made his mark on the genre starring in all the Relentless films. But before that he had a great nude scene and a great body and butt in this film. Get a great look at his meaty mounds when he steps out of a hot tub.

HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH

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Yes, the one that has nothing to do with Michael Myers. Watch it as a standalone with no expectations and it’s a pretty creepy concept. Anyway, Tom Atkins, a daddyish mustached man who is no stranger to horror films, shows his derriere when he gets out of bed.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Cutie Matt Bush runs around in little panties for a majority of the film. Blog here.

HARD ROCK NIGHTMARE

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The boys are pretty—especially the one who takes his shirt off. Blog here.

THE HAUNTING OF SHARON TATE

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Several guys get down to their undies in this one. My blog here.

HAUNTING ON FRATERNITY ROW

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Pay no attention to the girl in the picture. There are loads of shirtless cuties in this college horror flick. My blog here.

HAZARD JACK

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Plenty of man flesh in this one, and the guys even do a strip tease. Blog here.

 THE HAZING

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Two pledges have to do a run through the woods in their jockstraps! Blog here.

THE HAZING

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If there’s hazing, of course there are men in undies! It actually kicks the movie off—but they are in bra and panties. One of them is cutie Parry Shen, who is no stranger to horror movies. A blond cutie spends time in a wifebeater, leather pants, and spiked collar. Blog here.

HEADSPACE

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What a tease. Two fleeting scenes where you get glimpses of the cute derriere of a nice looking bearded blond guy. Blog here.

HELL BABY

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Comic actor Rob Corddry shows off his hairy chest in this one, and maybe his butt. Not sure if it’s him or a stunt butt. Blog here.

HELL NIGHT

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80s men, 80s men, everywhere, including Vincent Van Patten (son of Dick Van Patten of the TV show Eight is Enough—and also one-time bionic boy on the Six Million Dollar Man) has an amazing body—and runs around in print boxers! Blog here.

HELLRAISER franchise

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Muscle stud J.P. Monroe runs around practically naked in Hellraiser 3, his body glistening with oil, which makes this one of the most memorable of the series for gay guys! And in Hellraiser: Deader, there’s a subway of debauchery. Not only do we see some man butt, there’s full-frontal as a young pretty boy passes by. Plus, another hottie walks around in nothing but tight jeans–with his body noticeably oiled up! Blog here.

HELL TOWN

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Shirtless jocks galore…and a jock in a jockstrap. Blog here.

HELLWEEK

hellweekFrat movie! One beefy muscle stud blesses us by spending a good portion of the film in only overalls. There are also a few other shirtless guys, including a smooth tight body and a nice furry chest. My blog here.

HERE COMES THE DEVIL

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A crazed killer strips down at the beginning of the movie and shows off his butt. Blog here.

THE HIKE

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When girls head into the woods, there are sure to be guys! And they are cute as hell, furry, and get naked, front and back, while skinny dipping. Blog here.

HIDE AND CREEP

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This low-budget zombie movie practically begins with a guy walking around naked. He’s got a chubby butt with some peach fuzz…and you even see some serious frontal! Blog here.

HIDE AND GO SHRIEK

hide and go shriekA trio of 80s hotties gets shirtless…and one shows off his bare butt. Blog here.

THE HORDE

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Horror hunk Paul Logan shows off his ripped body shirtless, and also gets wet during a fight with a cannibal, making him look even more edible. Blog here.

THE HORROR SHOW

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The killer uses a girl’s voice to convince a dude to take off his shirt. It actually doesn’t take much convincing. Dude has a rockin’ bod. Blog here.

HOSTEL

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Way before this film gets gruesome and disturbing, lead actor Jay Hernandez lights up the screen as a bad boy and somewhat of a jerk. Keep an eye out for the sauna scene (another character spreads his butt cheeks!), and also Hernandez getting down to his boxer briefs!

the HOUSE OF THE DEAD series

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The treat for hunk hunters in part 1 is the “boss” of the movie in shirtless flashbacks. Part 2 has hunky army men shirtless in a locker room scene. You can practically smell the jockstraps. My blog here.

HOUSE OF WAX

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Another movie horror fans seem to hate that I thought was a load of slasher fun and fear. There are plenty of cute guys, too, including Chad Michael Murray of One Tree Hill, who looks the most manly I’ve ever seen him in this flick, Jared Padalecki of Supernatural, muscular Robert Ri’chard (who shows some skin!), and a rough but sexy man named Brian Van Holt. Blog here.

HOUSE ON ELM LAKE

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The main cutie spends a lot of time shirtless, has a scene in undies, and even gives some side butt. Blog here.

THE HOUSES OCTOBER BUILT

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A bearded bear dances around in pink boxer briefs. Blog here.

THE HOWLING franchise

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Hairy (and smooth) beasts galore. I look at the franchise here.

HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP

humanoids from the deep remakeMan butts during a skinny-dipping scene, and the baddie in the film has a buzzed head, a bubble butt, and walks around with his shirt open to show off the chest. Blog here.

HUMANS VS. ZOMBIES

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Almost the beginning, on the beach, tight jeans, shirtless, hot body. College boys and burly police abound. A sexy lead with Jason Priestley 1991 sideburns gets momentarily shirtless… Blog here.

HUNTER’S BLOOD (1986)

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Major focus on a tight torso being suds up in the shower in this backwoods flick. Blog here.

THE ICE CREAM TRUCK

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Woman moves into a new neighborhood, and the hot young thing next door does some work for her, sans shirt. Blog here.

ICED

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A guy does cocaine in the nude – plenty of butt shots. Blog here.

I KNOW HOW MANY RUNS
YOU SCORED LAST SUMMER

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Shirtless cricket players left and right—and one in a thong! Blog here.

I’LL ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

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WHY??? You may ask yourself. Believe me, this third film in the series is a total rehash of the original, with a lame ending. But there is one stud moment. A blond lifeguard with a sweet torso and some knobby nips. Blog here.

I’LL BURY YOU TOMORROW

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Scream king Jerry Murdock, who plays the sheriff investigating odd goings-on at a funeral parlor, is so incredibly sexy, with chiseled features, spiky graying hair, gorgeous eyes, and a hunky, masculine physique. He plays a dual role as his own brother, looking like some serious rough trade in his disguise, showing off more of his muscles in tight jeans and tight T-shirt. I could look at this man all day. Blog here.

INSECTICIDAL

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It may take place in a sorority house, but we get two bare college boy butts. Blog here.

THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU

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Val Kilmer at his finest, in just short shorts. Blog here.

ISLE OF THE DEAD

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Seriously…shirtless, military muscle zombies at the end of this flick. Blog here.

I SURVIVED A ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST

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No surprise that the hunky “hero” of this zombedy walks around wearing nothing but a cock sock. His body is to die for—and then come back from the dead to eat. Blog here.

IT WATCHES

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Whatever it is, it watches horror hottie Ivan Djurovic for this entire film, and he’s shirtless several times. Blog here.

JACQUELINE HYDE

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When a bodacious babe drinks a potion that makes her horny, she surrounds herself with a bunch of sexy guys who show off their bods and butts. Blog here.

JAWBREAKER

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This black comedy has vicious girls, murder, camp, and many of my fave scream queens. Rose McGowan’s character has a boyfriend with a delectable body. While he’s practically naked, she makes him suck on an ice pop. HOT. Blog here.

JAWS 3-D & JAWS THE REVENGE

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The worst sequels have the best bods! There’s a small appearance in the beginning of 3-D by a mega-hunk who quickly becomes fish food, and Mario Van Peebles spends a lot of time in water in the fourth installment.

JEBADIAH’S AXE

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HOT sheriff, plus another middle-aged hottie shows off his ass and chest. Blog here.

 JEEPERS CREEPERS 2

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A cheap thrill ride in more ways than one. This one is loaded with frat boy types who, at one point, lie across the top of a school bus, all sunbathing shirtless.

JOHNNY GRUESOME

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Pretty boy punk gets shirtless a few times. Blog here.

THE JOKESTERS

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Boys will be pranksters—and so they get naked and cover their junk with their hands in this one. Blog here.

JOSHUA

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Cute leading man has horrific dreams…but wakes up screaming, shirtless, and sweaty each time. Blog here.

KILLER BASH

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DeCoteau is at it again. Fraternity boys in their undies, with particular attention to the erect nips of a real hottie doing bench presses as the boys all pump iron shirtless!

KILLER INSTINCT

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Aside from the fact that this slasher has an appearance by scream queen Dee Wallace-Stone, there are a few cute victims—I mean—men. The hottest of the bunch, a dark and muscular guy, gets tied to a bed completely naked with just a small cloth over his crotch…. Blog here.

KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE

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An 80s cheese classic—if you hate clowns, this one will actually freak you out. The two lead males, one dark haired and blue-eyed, the other a blond cop, are both adorable in that 80s kinda way. Tragically, there’s no shirt removal! My blog here.

KILLER PINATA

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Mega stud in sex scene wears a nipple chain. Blog here.

KILL GAME

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Naked pretty boy flexes every muscle…as he tries to get out of his bindings while hung upside down, about to be toasted like a marshmallow. Blog here.

THE KILLJOY SERIES

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The low-budget blaxplotation sequel Killjoy 2 features the beautiful Charles Austin. Deep dark skin, full lips, sexy goatee—and a HOT body and big nips he shows for only a quick moment! What a tease! Be warned: Killjoy is one creepy M.F.er! Part 4, Killjoy Goes to Hell features a white stud who plays a bailiff in hell (don’t ask) and wears a tiny gladiator outfit through the whole movie (again, don’t ask…just look). Blog here.

KILL YOUR FRIENDS

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Lean-bodied killer gets naked and shows off the butt briefly. My blog here.

KILL ZOMBIE!

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There’s a very hot shirtless stud throwing a pool party at the beginning of the movie. Sadly, he’s not a main character. My blog here.

KLOWN KAMP MASSACRES

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You get some big clown booty in this one! Blog here.

LAKE DEAD

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The lead actor is so pretty, with a great body, and appears shirtless. My blog here.

LAKE NOIR

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Group goes camping in the woods, hunk takes off his shirt and flexes while everyone gawks. My blog here.

LAS VEGAS BLOOD BATH

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A guy mutilates women in this shot-on-video trash, but there’s an 80s daddy prancing around in a Speedo before any of that even starts. Blog here.

LEECHES

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David DeCoteau gone wild, creating a 50s-style bad special effects monster movie with softcore exhibitionism! SO many hot young men in Speedos, some HUGE nips, and even an older very hot swim coach who shows off some sexy, hairy armpits! I don’t know how DeCoteau focuses so much on male physiques yet never seems to get the boys in anything less than their underwear! Blog here.

THE LEGACY

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Sam Elliott’s ass. That is all. That’s all you need. My blog here.

the LEPRECHAUN franchise

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In the late 80s, if you needed an all-American, football hero type, you called on actor Ken Olandt from April Fool’s Day, who is the lead opposite Jennifer Aniston in the first campfest, showing off his muscles in a tank and tight jeans (Ken also appears in a G-string in the non-horror 80s film Summer School!). Part 4: Leprechaun in Space stars Brent Jasmer, who can tug on my gravity any day. He’s a Sylvester Stallone clone gone horribly right, and he gets more horror cred for appearing in scream queen Linnea Quigley’s “Horror Workout.” Once back on earth, Leprechaun goes ghetto for the next few sequels. Anthony Montgomery is beautiful in Leprechaun in the Hood. And wait until you see Rashaan Nall shirtless, showing off his Marky Mark body. HOL-Y! Lead actor Laz Alonso of Back 2 Tha Hood has a face that is a work of art. Simply beautiful. As a bonus, he appears shirtless in his boxers…. And you thought there was no reason to watch the sixth installment in this series.

LITTLE DEATHS

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Man butt when a dude plays doggie for his girlfriend. Blog here.

LITTLE WITCHES

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Where there are schoolgirls, there are shirtless boys! This time, it’s a lean construction worker. My blog here.

THE LOCALS

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This one offers some surprises if you stick with it in terms of plot. But another reason to watch is because the dark-haired lead is such an unassuming cutie!!! Blog here.

LORD OF ILLUSIONS

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An odd stage performance by one of the lords of illusions in this movie features a bunch of tight muscled dancers in G-string leotards. And if that isn’t enough, Scott Bakula is looking particularly tight in this film, with several sweaty shirtless/near naked scenes. Believe it or not, there’s also full frontal! It’s not Bakula, but it’s still worth it. Blog here.

LOST BOYS: THE TRIBE

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If you thought the boys were pretty in the original, wait until you see this gang of vamps. Blog here.

LOVER’S LANE

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Now THIS is how you start a slasher about the hook man. A hunk with a gorgeous face falls out of a car on lover’s lane with his jeans around his ankles, in his tighty-whities, with his shirt open to show off his hairy chest. Male casting is perfect all around. The young men are cuties, and the sheriff is one distinguished, chiseled daddy! Blog here.

LUTHER THE GEEK

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What a freaky slasher killer! You have to see it to believe it. It’s actually quite disturbing. But there’s a blond guy who, although nothing special, takes off his shirt…then gets down to his tighty-whities…then gets out of them completely to show off his lean body and cute butt…then has his girlfriend soap up his nips…then turns around so she can wash his back, at which point she playfully pokes him between the butt cheeks with the soap! Blog here.

LYCAN

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Big bear butt working overtime in a sex scene. My blog here.

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