sausage fest scares

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Still from the movie Bad Biology.

You don’t always have to turn to gay horror films to see lots of man meat being butchered. Here’s just a taste (mm, musky) of films that feature loads of guys.

Altered (2006)

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Backwoods boys vs. alien. I blog about it here.

American Backwoods: Slew Hampshire (2013)

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Backwoods horror focusing on a wild man beast and a bunch of redneck butt fuckers. My blog here.

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)

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Apt title, because there are plenty of sexy snakes in this one.

Bachelor Games (2016)

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5 guys head into the wilderness for a bachelor party and are hunted by a robed beast. My blog here.

Bachelor Party Massacre (2006)

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Boys’ turn to get slashed by psycho killer! My blog here.

Bad Taste (1987)

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Early Peter Jackson film in which a bunch of buddies takes on aliens. My blog here.

Battle of the Undead (2013)

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Military men go after terrorists, find zombies instead. I blog about the film here.

Beast: A Monster Among Men (2013)

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Guys go camping…one of them is more of a beast than the rest. My blog here.

Beneath (2013)

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Men trapped in a coal mine…with a chick who’s losing her mind. My blog here.

Bleeding Hearts (2005)

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A bunch of half naked guys tortured on a stage for the entire movie. My blog here.

Buck Wild (2014)

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Forget hunting—these guys have to deal with infected humans and homo hillbillies. My blog here.

Camp Massacre (2014)

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Here’s one for the big guys. Obese bears compete on a weight-loss reality show, but there’s a killer on the loose! My blog here.

The Cave (2005)

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A scientific expedition penetrates a cave. My blog here.

Congo (1995)

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Men vs. gorillas.

The Covenant (2006)

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Pretty boys with supernatural powers.
Not a David DeCoteau film, but close.

Creature Lake (2015)

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Boys go swimming, awaken lady creature of the lake. My blog here.

Dead Birds (2004)

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Guys rob a bank and hide in a fucked up house.

Dead Men Walking (2005)

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Men in prison…with zombies! My blog here.

Dog Soldiers (2002)

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Military guys take on werewolves.

DOOM (2005)

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Military men take on zombies in space. My  blog here.

Dreamcatcher (2003)

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A bunch of buddies vs. shit weasels in a cabin in the woods.

 Dude Bro Party Massacre III (2015)

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Title says it all. My blog about the film here.

Father’s Day (2011)

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A biker, a gay hustler, and a priest vs. a daddy rapist and killer. My blog here.

Gangsters, Guns & Zombies (2012)

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Thieves vs. zombies. My blog here.

Gangs of the Dead (2006)

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Gangs vs. zombies. My blog here.

The Horde (2009)

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Criminals vs. zombies. My blog here.

Hostel (2005)

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Part 2 focuses on girl victims, but 1 & 3 are all about the boys.

I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer (2008)

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A cricket team gets taken out and it’s boys and blood galore. My blog here.

Isle of the Dead (2016)

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Military men infiltrate an underground lab…loaded with shirtless military zombies. My blog here.

The Killer Shrews (1959)

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Rosco from The Dukes of Hazzard and other men stuck on an island with killer shrews. My blog here.

Malevolence (2003)

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Bank robbers in a slasher. My blog here.

Mourning Wood (2010)

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A bunch of buddies take on orgasmic zombies. My blog here.

Mustang Sally’s Horror House (2006)

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Frisky boys head to a whore house. My blog here.

Mutant Vampire Zombies from the Hood!(2008)

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Gangs vs. mutant vampire zombies! My blog here.

The Nail Gun Massacre (1985)

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Construction workers gang rape a chick…and then it’s time for payback. My blog here.

Navy SEALS vs. Zombies (2015)

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A bunch of burly bears on a mission to save the vice president from zombies. I blog about the film here.

Night Feeders (2006)

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Hunt deer, get hunted by aliens. I blog about the film here.

Ninjas vs. Monsters (2012)

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Part of an indie trilogy, this action horror comedy is loaded with sausage of all types, sizes, shapes, and colors! My blog here.

Outpost Franchise

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Military men vs. zombies. My blog here.

The Poisoning (2013)

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Boys’ road trip makes a wrong turn. My blog here.

Predator (1987)

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Army men vs alien species in the jungle. The whole franchise is a spicy sausage party.

[REC] 4: Apocalypse (2015)

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Scientists, military men, and more on a boat with infected.

Re-Kill (2015)

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Military men galore as they clean up after a zombie outbreak—and shower together. My blog here.

The Rig (2010)

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Men trapped on an oil rig with a humanoid creature. My blog here.

Scarecrows (1988)

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Criminals and killer scarecrows. My blog here.

SiREN (2016)

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It’s off to a private strip club for these boys. I blog about it here.

 Sodomaniac (2015)

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Party dudes and a really horny killer in an ass mask. My blog here.

Stag Hunt (2015)

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Four buddies have a bachelor party in the wilderness…with a killer panther. My blog here.

The Supernaturals (1986)

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Military men—and Maxwell Caulfield of Grease 2—take on reanimated corpses. My blog here.

The Thing (1982)

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Scientific expedition vs. really cold alien life forms. My blog here.

Witches’ Night (2007)

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A groom and his buddies vs. witches in the woods. My blog here.

Witching and Bitching (2013)

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Best witch movie ever, says me. My blog here.

The World’s End (2013)

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The Shaun of the Dead boys take on aliens. My blog here.

Zombie Death House (1987)

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More men and zombies behind bars. My blog here.

Zombie Games: The Knackery (2008)

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A group of athletic guys must battle each other and hordes of zombies. My blog here.

And that’s it in a nutsack. It appears military men and criminals get the prize. But there are plenty more out there! What else should I add? Comment below with your suggestions!

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