Still from the movie Bad Biology.
You don’t always have to turn to gay horror films to see lots of man meat being butchered. Here’s just a taste (mm, musky) of films that feature loads of guys.
American Backwoods: Slew Hampshire (2013)
Backwoods horror focusing on a wild man beast and a bunch of redneck butt fuckers. My blog here.
Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)
Apt title, because there are plenty of sexy snakes in this one.
Bachelor Games (2016)
5 guys head into the wilderness for a bachelor party and are hunted by a robed beast. My blog here.
Bachelor Party Massacre (2006)
Boys’ turn to get slashed by psycho killer! My blog here.
Bad Taste (1987)
Early Peter Jackson film in which a bunch of buddies takes on aliens. My blog here.
Battle of the Undead (2013)
Military men go after terrorists, find zombies instead. I blog about the film here.
Men trapped in a coal mine…with a chick who’s losing her mind. My blog here.
Bleeding Hearts (2005)
A bunch of half naked guys tortured on a stage for the entire movie. My blog here.
Buck Wild (2014)
Forget hunting—these guys have to deal with infected humans and homo hillbillies. My blog here.
Camp Massacre (2014)
Here’s one for the big guys. Obese bears compete on a weight-loss reality show, but there’s a killer on the loose! My blog here.
The Cave (2005)
A scientific expedition penetrates a cave. My blog here.
Men vs. gorillas.
The Covenant (2006)
Pretty boys with supernatural powers.
Not a David DeCoteau film, but close.
Creature Lake (2015)
Boys go swimming, awaken lady creature of the lake. My blog here.
Dead Birds (2004)
Guys rob a bank and hide in a fucked up house.
Dead Men Walking (2005)
Men in prison…with zombies! My blog here.
Dog Soldiers (2002)
Military guys take on werewolves.
Military men take on zombies in space. My blog here.
A bunch of buddies vs. shit weasels in a cabin in the woods.
Dude Bro Party Massacre III (2015)
Title says it all. My blog about the film here.
Father’s Day (2011)
A biker, a gay hustler, and a priest vs. a daddy rapist and killer. My blog here.
Gangsters, Guns & Zombies (2012)
Thieves vs. zombies. My blog here.
Gangs of the Dead (2006)
Gangs vs. zombies. My blog here.
The Horde (2009)
Criminals vs. zombies. My blog here.
Part 2 focuses on girl victims, but 1 & 3 are all about the boys.
I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer (2008)
A cricket team gets taken out and it’s boys and blood galore. My blog here.
Isle of the Dead (2016)
Military men infiltrate an underground lab…loaded with shirtless military zombies. My blog here.
The Killer Shrews (1959)
Rosco from The Dukes of Hazzard and other men stuck on an island with killer shrews. My blog here.
Bank robbers in a slasher. My blog here.
Mourning Wood (2010)
A bunch of buddies take on orgasmic zombies. My blog here.
Mustang Sally’s Horror House (2006)
Frisky boys head to a whore house. My blog here.
Mutant Vampire Zombies from the Hood!(2008)
Gangs vs. mutant vampire zombies! My blog here.
The Nail Gun Massacre (1985)
Construction workers gang rape a chick…and then it’s time for payback. My blog here.
Navy SEALS vs. Zombies (2015)
A bunch of burly bears on a mission to save the vice president from zombies. I blog about the film here.
Ninjas vs. Monsters (2012)
Part of an indie trilogy, this action horror comedy is loaded with sausage of all types, sizes, shapes, and colors! My blog here.
Military men vs. zombies. My blog here.
The Poisoning (2013)
Boys’ road trip makes a wrong turn. My blog here.
Army men vs alien species in the jungle. The whole franchise is a spicy sausage party.
[REC] 4: Apocalypse (2015)
Scientists, military men, and more on a boat with infected.
Military men galore as they clean up after a zombie outbreak—and shower together. My blog here.
The Rig (2010)
Men trapped on an oil rig with a humanoid creature. My blog here.
Criminals and killer scarecrows. My blog here.
Party dudes and a really horny killer in an ass mask. My blog here.
Stag Hunt (2015)
Four buddies have a bachelor party in the wilderness…with a killer panther. My blog here.
The Supernaturals (1986)
Military men—and Maxwell Caulfield of Grease 2—take on reanimated corpses. My blog here.
The Thing (1982)
Scientific expedition vs. really cold alien life forms. My blog here.
Witches’ Night (2007)
A groom and his buddies vs. witches in the woods. My blog here.
Witching and Bitching (2013)
Best witch movie ever, says me. My blog here.
The World’s End (2013)
The Shaun of the Dead boys take on aliens. My blog here.
Zombie Death House (1987)
More men and zombies behind bars. My blog here.
Zombie Games: The Knackery (2008)
A group of athletic guys must battle each other and hordes of zombies. My blog here.
And that’s it in a nutsack. It appears military men and criminals get the prize. But there are plenty more out there! What else should I add? Comment below with your suggestions!