Category Archives: Johnny You ARE Queer – Gay Thoughts

My worst redneck nightmares x2000 (+1 and a sequel)…

Posted on June 14, 2013 by Daniel

2000 Maniacs (1964) In 1964, Two Thousand Maniacs seriously set the precedent for all backwoods/redneck/hillbilly horror films to come. The images on the VHS cover in the 80s were so bloody red that young teenagers like myself got queasy anticipating … Continue reading →

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Gay Zombie is like fast food for the horror lover to devour…

Posted on June 13, 2013 by Daniel

There’s really only one thing wrong with Gay Zombie…it leaves you hungry for more. Running only 20 minutes, this gay horror short is funny, light-hearted, gross, campy, romantic, tragic, sexy, and even throws in a fashion show montage! It’s rare … Continue reading →

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Green, blue, gray, and all other zombies of the rainbow…beware the PINK zombies!

Posted on June 13, 2013 by Daniel

Looking to convert your horror-hating gay buddies into gay horror whores? Creatures from the Pink Lagoon might be just what you need to stop them from squealing girlishly and hiding their eyes at your Halloween parties and getting them to … Continue reading →

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Frat House Massacre: WTF did I just watch?

Posted on June 12, 2013 by Daniel

Everything about Frat House Massacre, from the title to the shirtless pretty boy on the front cover, tells you you’re in for a movie that’s more homo than horror. And a lot of comments from horror fans on the internet … Continue reading →

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Fright Flick just gets better with time….

Posted on June 8, 2013 by Daniel

From Israel Luna, the man who brought us Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives and the non-horror film R U Invited? (about an all-male sex party), comes 2011’s Fright Flick—a movie heavier on boobs than balls—and really heavy boobs at that. While … Continue reading →

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Trailer Trash Zombie Ghosts!

Posted on May 30, 2013 by Daniel

2008’s Trailer Park of Terror is one wacky movie. Half the time, I thought I was watching “Rob Zombie’s My Name Is Earl.” The lead blonde trailer trash zombie chick virtually IS Jaime Presley, and the dang whore from Earl … Continue reading →

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Calling all gay horror whores!

Posted on May 19, 2013 by Daniel

As a gay guy who has been obsessed with horror since I was a little kid, I never searched for any correlation between the genre and the orientation. I just thought horror fans were horror fans. But because horror over … Continue reading →

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What a perfect sunny, warm spring day it was to get married…finally!

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Daniel

After 20 years, my partner and I are now husband and husband. Please keep me posted when all your children have been fully converted so I know our dastardly plan is working and the end of the world is near. … Continue reading →

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Before Wes Craven’s Shocker there was…PRISON

Posted on April 24, 2013 by Daniel

Amazingly, this is one 80s horror film I didn’t see in the 80s. It was filmed in 1986 but not released until 1988…and also never showed up on VHS in the video store at which I worked at the time, … Continue reading →

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The Serpent and the Rainbow; great title for a gay horror film

Posted on March 1, 2013 by Daniel

I never realized how gay Wes Craven’s 1988 film The Serpent and the Rainbow is because I never managed to sit through it and care about it. After trying again, this is what I came up with. Serpent=devil and sin … Continue reading →

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