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Don’t forget to pack the lube before heading to Slew Hampshire

This mess of a movie is all over the place, but it’s impossible to turn away. It’s sort of a backwoods/backdoor/creature feature/grindhouse flick that has a lot of potential. Unfortunately, distractingly unnecessary camerawork and editing spoils what could be an … Continue reading

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Stream Queen 7

What better way to start off the New Year than with a bunch of disappointing movies? Here’s a trio I watched, including found footage, a backwoods slasher, and a—well, I don’t know what. Let’s get right to it. GRADUATION DAY … Continue reading

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Stream Queen 5: a mish mosh of subgenres

When you’ve streamed every other horror movie out there, are any of these four worth a watch? I take a look. CROWSNEST (2012) Another one to throw on the “everything that’s wrong with found footage horror” pile. Therefore, I shall … Continue reading

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Cub and Hybrid – boys in wolf’s clothing?

Time to take a look at Cub and Hybrid, two horror flix about boys gone wild! HYBRID (2007) A little An American Werewolf in London, a little Wer—I guess you could say it’s   a hybrid! This silly film stars Justine … Continue reading

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Do you dare enter The Devil’s Woods?

Indie backwoods horror flick The Devil’s Woods combines a bit of 1970s occult with 80s slasher. This is shocking for me to say, but I think this hour and fifteen-minute movie needed to be longer to tackle and fully realize … Continue reading

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Stream Queen 2: horror anthologies

Horror anthologies are all over the place these days thanks to streaming services. Chances are loads of them are going to be crap, but there’s always the possibility of finding a good story here and there. So I blasted through … Continue reading

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Bald heads and bagged heads

Actually, the scary guy in each of these movies is bald, but the one in Hayride 2 wears a bag over his head….  THE PACT 2 (2014) How do you cash-in on a darkly intense indie that succeeded in leaving … Continue reading

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Modern horror time wasters

You know that feeling when you get to the end of a horror film and think, “I could have watched something so much better if I hadn’t given this one a chance and seen it through to the end”? Here’s … Continue reading

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The Unseen and Unhinged – when trios of girls made wrong turns in the 1980s

It’s The Unseen vs. Unhinged! UNHINGED (1982) Classic early 80s bizarr-o horror! Unhinged isn’t a formulaic teen slasher with a masked killer. It’s more like a backwoods family horror film that takes cues from Psycho and Homicidal. It even predates … Continue reading

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Oh granny, what a big axe you have!

Kill, Granny, Kill! is how you do an indie backwoods Bible-thumping killer granny movie! Don’t take it seriously, but don’t make it all-out comedy. Just make everything that happens so wrong it’s right…and kind of funny. Out at her old … Continue reading

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