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Tag Archives: backwoods horror
Stream Queen 2: horror anthologies
Horror anthologies are all over the place these days thanks to streaming services. Chances are loads of them are going to be crap, but there’s always the possibility of finding a good story here and there. So I blasted through … Continue reading
Posted in Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged backwoods horror, creature feature, Dead Girls, demons, Drive-In Horrorshow, ghosts, horror anthologies, slashers, Tales of the Supernatural, The Three Faces of Terror, torture porn, werewolves
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Bald heads and bagged heads
Actually, the scary guy in each of these movies is bald, but the one in Hayride 2 wears a bag over his head…. THE PACT 2 (2014) How do you cash-in on a darkly intense indie that succeeded in leaving … Continue reading
Modern horror time wasters
You know that feeling when you get to the end of a horror film and think, “I could have watched something so much better if I hadn’t given this one a chance and seen it through to the end”? Here’s … Continue reading
Posted in Johnny You ARE Queer - Gay Thoughts, Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged Adam & Evil, backwoods horror, Don’t Look Up, gay horror, ghosts, High Lane, Mother’s Day Massacre, Resurrection County, slashers, supernatural
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The Unseen and Unhinged – when trios of girls made wrong turns in the 1980s
It’s The Unseen vs. Unhinged! UNHINGED (1982) Classic early 80s bizarr-o horror! Unhinged isn’t a formulaic teen slasher with a masked killer. It’s more like a backwoods family horror film that takes cues from Psycho and Homicidal. It even predates … Continue reading
Oh granny, what a big axe you have!
Kill, Granny, Kill! is how you do an indie backwoods Bible-thumping killer granny movie! Don’t take it seriously, but don’t make it all-out comedy. Just make everything that happens so wrong it’s right…and kind of funny. Out at her old … Continue reading
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Tagged backwoods horror, gay horror, Kill Granny Kill, slashers
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So what exactly are the Rites of Spring?
Rites of Spring is another in a growing trend of movies that begin with a bunch of bad guys committing a crime and ending up in a horror scenario (From Dusk Till Dawn, The Cottage, Malevolence, Dead Birds, etc.). Such … Continue reading
80s slasher cult favorites
The endless list of 80s slashers pretty much always leads to celebrating the most prominent films of the decade. Then there are those hidden gems you’d find in the video store that no one was talking about, yet they totally … Continue reading
Posted in Johnny You ARE Queer - Gay Thoughts, Living in the 80s - forever, Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged 1980s, 80s, Alone in the Dark, American Gothic, backwoods horror, gay horror, slashers, Stagefright, The Fan
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Taking out the 80s slash trash!
Digging into the bowels of 80s slashers, I’ve gathered together a handful to cover so let’s get right to it! THE FOREST (1982) The Forest isn’t your ordinary backwoods cannibal movie. It’s a hot mess! You feel right at … Continue reading
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Tagged 1980s, 80s, backwoods horror, gay horror, Girls Nite Out, slashers, Stripped to Kill, Stripped to Kill II, The Forest
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What the Muck?
Imagine if The Empire Strikes Back was the only Star Wars film ever made. You’d begin and finish watching it wondering, WTF is going on? Right? Apply that bewilderment to the film Muck and you need to turn the WTF … Continue reading
Modern horror—the artistic, the routine, and the barely watchable
But I watched anyway! So let’s get right into what I experienced with these three very different films. NEVERLAKE (2013) If you like fancy frights, you might just enjoy Neverlake. This film is beautiful to look at and has the … Continue reading
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Tagged backwoods horror, horror anthology, horror comedy, Neverlake, supernatural, The Boneyard Collection, The Sacrament
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