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Tag Archives: backwoods horror
Head splitting headbangers and paranormal punk rockers
The guts, guitars, ghosts, and even gays in this trio of indie films deliver a variety of subgenres, yet all three films offer a touch of nostalgia for the days of high hair and mosh pits. HEAVY MENTAL (2009) … Continue reading
Posted in Johnny You ARE Queer - Gay Thoughts, Living in the 80s - forever, Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, Scared Silly - Horror Comedy, Sound Check - The Songs Stuck in My Head, The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged backwoods horror, Death Rot, gay horror, ghosts, Heavy Mental, horror comedies, slashers, supernatural, Teenage Ghost Punk
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TRIPLE FEATURE TIME: torture porn, creature feature comedy, and backwoods slasher
This trio from 2006-2007 gives us a low budget yet hardcore gore porn experience, some cheesy SyFy slime creature fun, and a crazy backwoods family terrorizing kids at a cabin in the woods. These are probably not movies you’d seek … Continue reading
Posted in Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, Scared Silly - Horror Comedy, The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged backwoods horror, creature features, Day Of The Ax, horror comedies, slashers, Something Beneath, The Traveler, torture porn
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Beware Jerusalem, the Grand Canyon, and Holland Road
It’s a world of flying demons, angry ghost tribes, and pigheaded killers out there, which is why I choose to just stay home and watch bad horror movies. So how bad are these three? JERUZALEM (2015) Jeruzalem is everything I … Continue reading
STREAM QUEEN: undeniably compelling haunted attraction double feature
As bad as they can be, I’m a total sucker for low budget horror that pretty much looks like it was filmed over a weekend at some haunting attraction in the director’s hometown during the month of October. So I … Continue reading
Men, monsters, mutants, and music
It’s modern horror time! So which film from this eclectic trio was my favorite? Let’s take a look. BANG BANG BABY (2014) A sci-fi musical about 1960s rock ‘n’ roll and a chemical leak that turns people in a small … Continue reading
PAUL LOGAN – HORROR HERO!
Once in a while, you just need a muscle stud to come kick monster ass in your horror film. Hunky Paul Logan (have to keep telling myself not to accidentally type Paul Hogan) has been building his horror resume with … Continue reading
Do the Killbillies live up to their name?
I’m such a total backwoods horror whore that if I ever ran into a gang of psychos in the middle of nowhere, I’d probably assume the position and squeal like a pig before I was even given the order. So … Continue reading
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Tagged backwoods horror, Killbillies, slashers
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STREAM QUEEN: home invasions, slashers, and torture porn
I always do my best to find the good in all the crap I stream, so here’s how things turned out with these six films. SWEET HOME (2015) A young woman sneaks her boyfriend into a vacant apartment building as … Continue reading
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Tagged backwoods horror, Black Water Wilderness, Cassidy Way, Cut, home invasion, No Through Road, Sickle: The Haunting, slashers, Sweet Home, torture porn
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Backwoods Battle: Voodoo Rising vs. Squeal!
Camping trips and road trips just never end well, so it’s a relief that dumb kids keep going on them. This backwoods battle is between Voodoo Rising and Squeal, two Amazon Prime titles that both run about 80 minutes long … Continue reading
The 80s SLASHER VAULTS 8: forgotten SOV slasher, backwoods bummer, and end of era goodie
In this installment, it’s a slasher smorgasbord of three random flicks that got lost in the video store shelves back in the day. In my opinion, one of them should have gotten more love and deserves a DVD release. NIGHT … Continue reading