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Tag Archives: backwoods horror
A horror Thanksgiving main course, a side of Christmas, and a dash of gay
Amazon Prime comes through just in time to carve the turkey with some new Thanksgiving horror, and throws in a Christmas short as an added bonus. So I take a look at Buzzard Hollow Beef and A Christmas to Dismember, two … Continue reading
Posted in Johnny You ARE Queer - Gay Thoughts, Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged A Christmas to Dismember, backwoods horror, Buzzard Hollow Beef, gay horror, home invasion, slashers
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Hidden in the Woods twice
For incomprehensible reasons (money?), the director of the 2012 Spanish language film Hidden in the Woods remade it two years later in English, starring Michael Biehn. This is the ultimate case of an English language remake totally watering down the … Continue reading
An overcooked bunny horror double feature
What’s scarier? A guy in a mask or bunnies from URanus? Let’s get into it. BUNNYMAN VENGEANCE (2017) Bunnyman is back! This is supposed to be the final film in the trilogy, but we know how these things go. Carl Lindbergh … Continue reading
Posted in The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged backwoods horror, Bunnyman Vengeance, creature features, Cute Little Buggers, horror comedies, slashers
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STREAM QUEEN: darkly comic quickies
I feel like I’m starting more and more blogs off with “I’m a whore when it comes to (insert subgenre here).” So, ditto for horror comedies and dark comedies. Naturally, I throw any shit that hits streaming and fits the … Continue reading
Two backwoods horror flicks to leave you scarred and plank faced
A seemingly cheesy indie slasher gets brutal, and a seemingly brutal backwoods horror gets too disturbing for my fragile male ego to handle. SCARRED (2013) Although I haven’t seen Lady Krampus as of this writing, having already blogged about Hellweek … Continue reading
Don’t break down in the cold or the aliens will get you!
A deformed masked killer flick, a chilly thriller from an established horror director, and a low budget alien indie. So did any of these streaming selections win me over? ENGINE TROUBLE (aka: Junior) (2002) What begins as an ominous intro … Continue reading
Posted in Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged aliens, backwoods horror, creature features, Engine Trouble, Frozen, Night Feeders
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Boys, bears and the backwoods horror of Slasher.com
And now for something completely different from Chip Gubera, director of the horror musical Song of the Dead. Actually, since that 2005 film, everything Gubera has made seems pretty unique. Unfortunately, he hasn’t done enough in terms of full-length films. … Continue reading
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Tagged backwoods horror, Slasher.com, slashers
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STREAM QUEEN: Not your usual slashers
If you’re looking for kids having sex and getting slashed in the 20-teens, don’t look to these four indie flix, because nothing’s business as usual here… SLASHER HOUSE (2012) Indie horror director MJ Dixon (Cleaver: Rise of the Killer Clown) … Continue reading
Posted in Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, Scared Silly - Horror Comedy, The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged backwoods horror, horror comedies, living dead, Madhouse, Save Yourself, Slasher House, slashers, The Laughing Mask, undead, zombedy, Zombies, zomcom
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A psycho doctor, a backwoods family, sister witches, and a killer scarecrow
Sometimes you just need a good body count to refresh your horror palette. These three films did the job nicely. ASYLUM (2008) Director David R. Ellis (Final Destination 2, The Final Destination, Snakes on a Plane, Shark Night 3D) brings … Continue reading
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Tagged Asylum, backwoods horror, slashers, Staunton Hill, The Scar Crow, witches
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