Category Archives: Johnny You ARE Queer – Gay Thoughts

The killer is right behind you…so don’t drop the soap

When you excitedly start a movie called Sodomaniac and the first thing you see is man ass with bloody guts pouring out the crack, you know it’s time to put away the tissues and lube and get out the barf … Continue reading

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And my new favorite haunted house comedy is….

It took one single clip of the film The Selling (aka: The Selling of Scarry Manor) on cable for me to know I needed to add it to my DVD collection. I had no idea just how crucial an addition … Continue reading

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Kevin Smith’s “horror” flick that will make you see red…and a pink triangle

I put off watching Kevin Smith’s Red State for a long time because of the heavily politicized title that drags it out of the horror realm and into liberal propaganda territory. And as I suspected, the film in no way … Continue reading

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The horror of a 1990s trashy double feature

Having run out of frightening ideas, much of the early 1990s horror turned to campy, crappy, and crude horror and exploitation comedy. And nobody did it better than Fred Olen Ray and Troma! EVIL TOONS (1992)   Fred Olen Ray … Continue reading

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The perversions of Peter Cottontail!

Director Dustin Mills has brought us z-grade, direct-to-video crap like Bath Salt Zombies, Night of the Tentacles, and Zombie A-Hole. But he may have outdone himself with Easter Casket, in which a psycho Peter Cottontail plans to take revenge on … Continue reading

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Heartless – it really is what’s on the inside that counts…

I should have no interest in a movie like Heartless. It’s deep. It’s meaningful. It has spiritual—and anti-spiritual—themes. It makes you think. And it’s nearly two hours long. In fact, the first time I tried to watch it, I turned … Continue reading

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When you slap together 3 indie films and call it a Christmas horror flick…

…you get Santa’s Sickest: Tales of Terror, Torture, Murder and Gore! Sure there’s an evil Santa on the DVD case. Sure, the blurb on the back reads: “…when Santa goes off the deep end and decides it’s time to exact … Continue reading

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Talking with the guys who give you Night Terrors…and facials

I recently blogged about a horror DVD impulse buy I made simply because there was a killer Santa on the cover. Night Terrors is a horror anthology that pays homage to old school direct-to-video indies. I know. Everyone with an … Continue reading

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Night Terrors – the throwback horror anthology horror lovers should be talking about

As I was looking for some new Christmas horror, the Internet pointed me to a movie called Night Terrors. I watched the trailer, got an 80s shot-to-video vibe, saw a killer Santa, and went for it with no expectations. But … Continue reading

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Theater geek outcasts face some serious Drac drama

Richard Griffin’s indie flix celebrate the sex, gore, and campy goodness of 70s and 80s horror, exploitation, and grindhouse movies (I blog about most of them here) so I’m always psyched when a new one comes around. This time he … Continue reading

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