Category Archives: Johnny You ARE Queer – Gay Thoughts

Stan Helsing vs. Transylmania!

If you’re looking for some alternatives to the Scary Movie and A Haunted House franchises…well, Stan Helsing and Transylmania might be just as good or just as bad, depending on how you feel about the other films…. STAN HELSING (2009) … Continue reading

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Demon speak with author Rickey Russell!

Author Rickey Russell is also a fellow horror blogger, running a site called “A Southern Life in Scandalous Times.” Demon in the Mist, his first novel, is a story of a small town being terrorized by a supernatural monster from … Continue reading

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The stuff of 80s horror nightmares

Why were Friday nights awesome in the 80s? You’d rent three movies and get the fourth free at the video store, pop loads of buttery popcorn, and then watch crappy midnight movies until four in the morning. 80s horror movies … Continue reading

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Sodomite serial killer vs. the fierce and fabulous blood sucker

I look at two completely different movies with one thing in common. Beware the blood hungry monsters who also crave man ass in Someone’s Knocking at the Door and Vamperifica! SOMEONE’S KNOCKING AT THE DOOR (2009) Sex, sodomy, drug trips, and crass comedy. … Continue reading

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Love Me Deadly – why is this film not a forbidden favorite in the horror genre?

With all the fucked up shit that happens in horror movies these days, why has the 1973 film Love Me Deadly not been remade? Not only is the premise heinous, it actually delves into a perverse psychological profile. So there’s … Continue reading

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Taking out the 80s slash trash!

Digging into the bowels of 80s slashers, I’ve gathered together a handful to cover so let’s get right to it! THE FOREST (1982)   The Forest isn’t your ordinary backwoods cannibal movie. It’s a hot mess! You feel right at … Continue reading

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Beaster Day – beware the killer bunny puppet!

Don’t be fooled by the horrific looking giant killer rabbit on the Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottenhell cover art. This is a pure low-budget gory holiday horror creature feature spoof featuring what looks like a stop animation ratty rabbit … Continue reading

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Beware the Black Witch of the Projects

After The Blair Witch Project bored us for life…I mean, scarred us for life (no I don’t)…back in 1999, the hip hop community of the time came together to give us the story of the urban legend known as “The … Continue reading

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Vincent Price madness!

My Vincent Price marathon continues (my other blogs covering his movies are here and here) with the perfect number of films: 13! I wish the number had been 14, but I’ve yet to get my hands on a copy of … Continue reading

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The Last of Us isn’t your standard survival horror game

In The Last of Us, you’re a man (who looks exactly like Dylan McDermott with a beard) on a mission to protect a girl (who looks and sounds exactly like Ellen Page) during the zombie apocalypse. And therefore, it’s much … Continue reading

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