Category Archives: Johnny You ARE Queer – Gay Thoughts

Deranged arranged marriages have never been this much fun

Betrothed reminds me why it is so important that I ignore the star rating averages on the Internet; I would have missed this hilarious dark comedy horror if I had. Betrothed rules! I feared I was in for yet another torture … Continue reading

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The colors of Boys, Bears & Scares horror pride, pages 2 keep U up all night…

DICK TO ENLARGE…or rather, CLICK to enlarge… It’s always gay horror time on the Boys, Bears & Scares site! Here are some of the gayest horror reference pages on the menu. Just click on a page title to go exploring … Continue reading

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OCD Told Me to blog about the rest of Larry Cohen’s movies

After recently covering director Larry Cohen’s Full Moon High and Wicked Stepmother in a blog and realizing I’d already covered Q: The Winged Serpent, A Return to Salem’s Lot, and The Stuff, I figured it was time to round out my … Continue reading

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Dancing to Death: Rave Party Massacre vs. Zombie Spring Breakers

One’s a slasher, one’s a zombie flick, both titles sound like a total blast. So which party would I rather attend? RAVE PARTY MASSACRE (2017) Running only 77 minutes long and centering on kids stalked by a masked killer with … Continue reading

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3 from the mid-90s: a slasher, a creature feature, and an I don’t know what

Back to the days when VHS ruled and barely anything in the horror genre was actually making it to the theater. That might explain why there was like NO quality control in the 90s when it came to the genre, … Continue reading

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The star of his own torture porn…but is he gay?

With the way it plays out, Tempus Torentum is a fascinating horror film if taken as an allegory for one man’s denial of and fear of his homosexuality, which might be exactly what it is. The symbolism is definitely up … Continue reading

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Where there’s killer pussy there’s…gay dudes and drag queens?

Written and directed by its star, Nicholas Tana, campy indie Hell’s Kitty is a bit of a love letter to people with cunty kitties and an appreciation for “pussy” humor. And more importantly, it is loaded with meta goodies for … Continue reading

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Time to drag out the Oh My Ghost! franchise!

Thai director Poj Arnon has made a name for himself with two horror franchises: Make Me Shudder (I blog about the first film here) and Hor Taew Tak—known in English as Oh My Ghost! He also has a notable non-horror … Continue reading

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Masked Men vs. Naked Men!

It’s every gay horror boy’s dream to have more naked boys than girls being chased by a masked killer in a slasher, but we rarely get that scenario. It’s even less likely that they are actually gay films. However, the … Continue reading

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DeCoteau rebrands Poe as homo

If you watch this trilogy of gay horror films made by David DeCoteau for Here! Films and come out the other side bitching that it’s blasphemy and a disgrace to the brilliance of Edgar Allan Poe’s work, then you clearly … Continue reading

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