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Zombie Soldier – military boys vs. zombies with comic gay results
The Thai film Zombie Soldier also goes by the title Keep Running. Zombie Soldier!, which is a much more apt title. Much like Scooby Doo and Shaggy, the young military men in this zombedy spend the entire time running and … Continue reading
Posted in Johnny You ARE Queer - Gay Thoughts, Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, Scared Silly - Horror Comedy
Tagged gay horror, horror comedies, Keep Running. Zombie Soldier! (2015), living dead, undead, zombedy, Zombie Soldier, Zombies, zomcom
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Harvest Lake – Invasion of the Libido Snatchers
And now for something completely different from Scott Schirmer, the man who brought you Found. Actually—beyond the moments of repulsive gore in Found, Harvest Lake is not so different, because both movies rise above simple horror thrills and scares to bring … Continue reading
IT HAPPENED AFTER SCREAM Part 5: spoiled brats vs. psycho killer whodunits
Here are a handful of films that helped usher in the post-Scream era of slashers in which the main characters are so obnoxious and self-centered you don’t care if they all die—or who is killing them! So essentially, it’s a … Continue reading
1989 Troma children zombies vs. 1998 Troma ass crack zombies
One thing is for sure—it’s never dull writing about Troma films. Here we have cannibal kids from the end of the 80s, and cannibal crack from the end of the 90s, and they are two very different experiences. BEWARE – … Continue reading
Posted in Johnny You ARE Queer - Gay Thoughts, Living in the 80s - forever, Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, Scared Silly - Horror Comedy, The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged 1980s, 80s, Beware – Children at Play, Buttcrack, cannibals, gay horror, horror comedies, zombedy, Zombies, zomcom
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Seasons of Loons: Rent gets [REC]ed in Condemned
The derelict apartment building in Condemned didn’t even need an infection to spread for it to be batshit crazy. In fact, a good chunk of the film focuses on the tenants of this place, who are fucked up before the … Continue reading
Dude Bro Party Massacre III – no girls allowed…except Mother Face!
Note that if you are going to watch Dude Bro Party Massacre III on Blu-ray and would rather not have that 80s shot-on-video grindhouse look (the movie is presented as having been a lost film), go to the special features … Continue reading
“BRAINS!” or, zombies that think with their dicks – The Taint
Sure, The Taint is a totally tasteless gore flick, but if you miss the days when Troma movies were more than just fart noises and shit visuals (back in the 80s) and actually stuck to a horror theme while still … Continue reading
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Tagged 1980s, 80s, gay horror, horror comedy, The Taint, Zombies
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The House of Adam – I plan to someday be a much scarier gay ghost than him….
I get that The House of Adam is a low budget gay indie, so I didn’t expect any master film-making or amazing special effects, and I’m even okay with the awkward acting. The problem is the inept effort to cram … Continue reading
Stream Queen 11: Not your typical masked killer slashers
Each of these three psycho killer flicks—horror comedy, cabin in the woods slasher, and found footage—cover various styles and subgenres. And have notable moments, but none of them fully won me over. Here’s the good and the bad of each. … Continue reading
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Tagged Cut/Print, found footage, gay horror, horror comedies, Hot Blood Sundae, Ice Cream: The Remix, slashers, The Killing of Jacob Marr
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The man of your dreams wants to stick it to you. Get the lube…and body bag!
A good sense of humor is a great trait in a guy, but what if your man has a wicked sense of humor? Hell, over two decades later, I still wonder if my hubby fears my constant horror quips could … Continue reading

