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Tag Archives: creature features
A horror hospital, a cabin in the woods, and a bloody haunted attraction
Sometimes, you’re better off alone, as demonstrated by three films from the 2000s that show what can happen when pretty people hang out in groups… CANDY STRIPERS (2006) This is the kind of flick that makes me nostalgic for teen … Continue reading
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Tagged Candy Stripers, creature features, Dead Mary, demons, FrightWorld, horror comedies, possession, slashers
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STREAM QUEEN: Alien Hunger vs. Antibirth
It’s sort of a creature double feature, but in both cases, the filler far outweighs the freakozoids…. ALIEN HUNGER (2014) Alien Hunger is a SyFy caliber film about aliens terrorizing people in a house in the woods. So basically, it’s … Continue reading
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Tagged Alien Hunger, aliens, Antibirth, body horror, creature features
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Unearthed and Stabbed in the Face!
It’s a Pumpkinhead look-alike vs. a Halloween slasher! Here are my brief thoughts on these two from the first decade of the new millennium. UNEARTHED (2007) Unearthed stars Emmanuelle Vaugier, who was a big time scream queen in the first … Continue reading
I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER vs. BLAIR WITCH
Which of these two high profile titles was less torture for me to sit through? Let’s get right to it. I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER (2016) I seriously thought I was going to have an ADHD meltdown trying to … Continue reading
SARS, Sperm, zombies, horny babies, and ghosts. What the Wantha?
I was in Thai horror comedy heaven while watching wacky zombedy SARS Wars, so I immediately had to check imdb to see what else director Taweewat Wantha had done. The Sperm. THE SPERM??? You can guess what I consumed immediately … Continue reading
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Tagged creature features, gay horror, ghosts, horror comedies, infected, living dead, Long Weekend, SARS Wars, supernatural, The Sperm, undead, zombedy, Zombies, zomcom
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Season’s slashings 2016
Here it is – the round-up of killer Christmas flicks I watched this holiday season, from Krampus sequels to my number one Christmas slasher of the year. KRAMPUS 2: THE DEVIL RETURNS (2016) This is a sequel to Krampus: The … Continue reading
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Tagged All Through The House, Christmas Slay, creature features, Good Tidings, horror comedies, Krampus 2: The Devil Returns, Krampus Unleashed, Secret Santa, slashers
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Evil skinheads, a killer croc, and a slasher anthology
I’m going to make this one a quickie about three recent films, because there simply isn’t much to say… GREEN ROOM (2015) This may be another case of me being around the horror block way too much in the past … Continue reading
Evil goes to camp, monsters prowl the woods, and Keanu gets invaded
Maybe it says something about me that the only movie in this trio that even halfway did it for me was the one that slapped a grindhouse filter over the film… CAMP HELL (2010) Horror never gets tired of bashing … Continue reading
2016 creatures and demons are no match for an indie horror anthology
October is a big month on SyFy, with premiere horror movies every week. Two of the newbies for this season were creature features, but neither got me in the Halloween spirit as much as a horror anthology I streamed on … Continue reading
A trio of new millennium monsters
Each film in my latest triple creature feature has its own angle to deliver some good variety: a werewolf anthology, a Marvel Comics swamp thing, and a Halloween monster. I’ll begin with the one I feel most guilty about admitting … Continue reading

