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Tag Archives: backwoods horror
Gay horror with a lot less camp and a lot more terror!
Forget vampires who spit out bitchy quips faster than they suck blood. Or slashers that are more about flashers than killings. You Belong to Me and Into the Lion’s Den are two gay horror thrillers that take themselves seriously, to … Continue reading
Posted in Johnny You ARE Queer - Gay Thoughts, Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, The Evil of the Thriller - Everything Horror
Tagged backwoods horror, gay horror, Into The Lion’s Den, torture porn, You Belong to Me
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Beware the slasher with a little Latin flavor!
As with every unheard of slasher I see on cable, I expected nothing from Beware. Kids on a road trip, a crazy hick trying to warn them away, legend of an abused boy, etc. But when you start off a … Continue reading
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Tagged backwoods horror, Beware, slashers
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Yay! More derivative 1980s backwoods slashers!!!
Two more copycat killer in the woods flicks for 80s slasher fans who can’t get enough. I’ll start with what I think is one of the most illogically praised 80s slashers ever. JUST BEFORE DAWN (1981) I’ve tried several … Continue reading
If the title Inbred isn’t a dead giveaway, think See No Evil meets 2000 Maniacs….
While not a particularly frightening experience, Inbred should satisfy fans of the backwoods inbreed genre and splatter gore. It’s a smorgasbord of dark humor, torture, and siege film, all delivered in a kindler, gentler way. Two youth workers take a … Continue reading
Where’s the darkness in Lord of Darkness?
When I heard Lord of Darkness was about cannibalistic inbreeds living in the Scottish Highlands, I was set to be terrified! Then came the opening voiceover about inbreeds from 500 years ago and how one survived. Even a birth scene … Continue reading
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Tagged backwoods horror, Lord of Darkness, slashers
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Horror Humor! Monster Man in a Killer Pad
I love goofy comic actor Eric Jungmann. He has appeared on numerous TV shows and in teen flicks like Varsity Blues and Not Another Teen Movie. But I’m more a fan because of his horror resume! He was a background … Continue reading
Shrooms is kind of trippy but wears off fast
I finally got the “unseen edition” of Shrooms on Blu-ray…which has something like 1 minute more of footage. Whatever. Here goes. What could possibly go wrong when a bunch of kids heads into the Ireland wilderness in search of drugs, … Continue reading
Things are getting scary at The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror
Gay horror films are few and far between, and they always seem to get a bad rap. Despite seeing The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror trashed online, turns out it’s one of my favorite gay slashers (of about 2 … Continue reading
Sideshow horror showdown! Side Sho vs. Sideshow
It’s time for two low budget freakshows with the same name! And the great news is, the missing “w” in Side Sho helps you distinguish these two treasures in your vast horror collection (by “your,” I mean “my” of course). … Continue reading
Severance – when good backwoods slashers take a wrong turn
The premise of the 2006 horror comedy Severance is pretty straightforward; a busload of employees from a huge weapons company head into the mountains on a business retreat and are then picked off in brutal and gory ways. The quirky humor … Continue reading

