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Dead and Breakfast Club: Detention Horror!

It’s really amazing what an impact 1985’s The Breakfast Club had on pop culture. The poster is mocked on the poster for Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. Molly Ringwald had a very important cameo in Not Another Teen Movie. “Don’t You … Continue reading

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Halloween in July! What could go wrong?

It’s cool to have the opportunity to experience the very first attempt by a group of enthusiastic, horror-loving moviemakers. Midsummer Nightmares is as indie slasher as it gets. The first film by Concept Media and director Ryan Stacy, it’s part … Continue reading

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Everyone Must Die, including the gays!

In the tradition of no other slasher movies, Everyone Must Die! had me cracking up at the sheer willingness of the cast and crew to just have fun, act silly, and finish a goofy horror-comedy while they were at it. … Continue reading

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The Sentinel sequel is religious horror insanity!

Many horror fans remember the 1977 movie The Sentinel, most likely because the freaks in the attic with the blind old priest scared the bejesus out of them. What few remember are the evil lesbians… …and the leading lady being … Continue reading

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Someone has taken her love of making horror films one step too far

Peaches Christ, queen of the midnight movies, set out to make a midnight movie. And damn did she succeed. 2010’s All About Evil is a perfect indie film that makes you feel like you are AT the theater with all … Continue reading

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Bloody Bloody Bible Camptastic!

After watching Camp Slaughter, which takes place in 1981, and now Bloody Bloody Bible Camp, which takes place in 1984, I’ve decided that every slasher made should take place in the 80s. It just feels so right. And there are … Continue reading

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The movie with the ending that scarred us all for life (and a bunch of sequels)

Sleepaway Camp (1983) Amazing how a movie that seems like nothing more than a Friday the 13th summer camp slasher knockoff could go down in infamy because of one quick final shot (that seems to go on forever when you … Continue reading

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Horror movies about wiener eaters!

Covering all male bases, I take on the gay horror-comedy Killer Condom and the straight horror film Teeth. Which means no man will get out with his penis intact!!! Killer Condom (1996) Based on the comic by Ralf Konig, Killer … Continue reading

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Zombedy Cuban style!

Juan of the Dead gives us a fresh take on the laugh-until-you-puke zombedy. It focuses on a band of not-so-nice guys in Cuba who decide to cash in on the zombie apocalypse—by charging people to kill loved ones who have … Continue reading

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Beef and Shanked: how about a little blood with your boys?

This is my first excursion into the more morbid, exploitative, homoerotic output from Scream Kings. While releasing fairly traditional horror films like Frat House Massacre and Camp Slaughter, Scream Kings also produces dark films that feature lots of shirtless hotties…who … Continue reading

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