Category Archives: Living in the 80s – forever

80s b-movie cult trash part 1

It was the decade when every bad movie had its chance to shine on VHS…and these flicks still failed. Here’s my first triple feature of 80s b-movie cult trash! VOYAGE OF THE ROCK ALIENS (1984) I can barely contain myself … Continue reading

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Forget Short Circuit…these robots have a screw loose

If you like your cute robots to draw blood, here’s the perfect double feature: robot movies with slasher plots! And honestly, Chopping Mall and Evolver look like they may be siblings…. CHOPPING MALL (1986) Back in the day when every movie … Continue reading

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Twenty-five years of crews vs. creatures

Coal mines, cruise ships, underwater nuclear bases, oil rigs. There are so many places burly men come to work and die thanks to the creatures in these features! DEEPSTAR SIX (1989) Deepstar Six came out at the height of the … Continue reading

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Ghosthouse and Witchery – the curse of late 80s horror hops on a boat to Italy….

It was sad watching the awesomeness of early to mid-80s horror become the crap that flooded the direct-to-video market at the end of the decade and led to the shit of the early 90s. It’s even more depressing when you … Continue reading

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The Unseen and Unhinged – when trios of girls made wrong turns in the 1980s

It’s The Unseen vs. Unhinged! UNHINGED (1982) Classic early 80s bizarr-o horror! Unhinged isn’t a formulaic teen slasher with a masked killer. It’s more like a backwoods family horror film that takes cues from Psycho and Homicidal. It even predates … Continue reading

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Digging through the 80s horror archives

From TV to video, witches to psycho killers, I look at four 80s horror flicks you may have missed. THE PIT (1981) The Pit has a nice sleazy feel to it. A weird kid has no friends in school so … Continue reading

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Time warping back to the 1980s Bible belt

It’s no surprise that The Bible Belt Slasher director and star Bradley Creanzo looks like 1980s Tommy Shaw of Styx. His franchise begins with a half hour short that is straight up slasher trash that could have come from the … Continue reading

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They come from a land down under

All Next of Kin and Dead End Drive-In have in common is that they came from Australia in the 1980s. But that’s good enough! NEXT OF KIN (1982) Kids growing up in the 1970s and 1980s were accustomed to the “slow burn” of … Continue reading

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An extra dose of late 80s horror cheese

As the 80s were coming to an end, so was a decade of awesome horror flicks as things moved towards the uninspired crap of the early 90s. And speaking of, here’s a handful of crap. NIGHT VISION (1987) What I … Continue reading

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A trio of supernatural fiends from the late 80s

VHS vamps and demons! I look at three cheesy films from 1988, 1989, and 1990. They would have made a semi-fulfilling triple feature rental back then, and they’d make a good bargain bin 3-on-1 DVD release today. All three suffer … Continue reading

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