Category Archives: Johnny You ARE Queer – Gay Thoughts

Eek! There’s something fishy in the water! And I don’t mean the piranha.

Posted on August 30, 2010 by Daniel

I never thought I’d see so many female body parts so in-my-face in my life, but thanks to Piranha 3D, one of my new favorite movies, I’ve now had some extremely intimate moments with the female anatomy. How can I … Continue reading →

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Zombie Movie for Rat People! Rat People for Zombie Movie!

Posted on August 2, 2010 by Daniel

My little catchy parody of the Adam Ant “Ant music for sex people” line jumps into my head every time I watch the 2006 film Mulberry Street, in which one of the characters refers to the infected as “rat people.” … Continue reading →

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Direct to DVD: A horror director whose name doesn’t quite roll off the tongue…

Posted on July 20, 2010 by Daniel

Ever heard of Rolfe Kanefsky? I hadn’t either, until I discovered that I have not one but FOUR of his horror movies in my collection. So I guess that means I’m a fan. THERE’S NOTHING OUT THERE (1992) Funny thing … Continue reading →

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MIDNIGHT has serious old skool potential…but lacks crucial 1980s cred

Posted on June 8, 2010 by Daniel

Since the1982 film Midnight is horror and came from the 80s, I’m obligated to own it. Yes, obligated. It’s a rule of living in the Dan Zone. I’m just shocked that I absolutely never saw this movie before I bought … Continue reading →

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Madman—not your ordinary early 80s Friday the 13th ripoff.

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Daniel

Only two years after the release of the original Friday the 13th, Madman was one of many that followed the same summer camp stalker format. But this is one really bizarre backwoods slasher. I instantly loved it because the opening … Continue reading →

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Dark Rising: When you need a mindless sci-fi/horror fix (and a hottie fix)

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Daniel

I caught this 2007 film Dark Rising: Bring Your Battle Axe on Showtime Beyond, a very cool channel that programs mostly cheesy or direct-to-DVD horror/sci-fi titles like the ones you’d see on SyFy, only without commercials and without any censorship. … Continue reading →

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Escape from Bug Island seriously bugged me

Posted on March 26, 2010 by Daniel

This is one cheesy horror survival game with dated graphics and some really annoying use of the Wii controls…yet, I had to finish it. Simply put, a bunch of young people end up on an island and immediately split up … Continue reading →

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Night of the Living Death Sentence–Zombie Prison Movies!

Posted on March 26, 2010 by Daniel

Who would have guessed that so many low budget zombie films had been made that take place behind bars…or that I actually have a bunch in my collection of horror movies? I must just really like zombies in jail, because … Continue reading →

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House of the Dead Overkill is anything but…

Posted on March 20, 2010 by Daniel

Thanks to the resurgence of cult grindhouse films as a result of the Tarantino/Rodriguez double feature collaboration, the House of the Dead series takes the 4th console installment away from the cheesy b-movie feel and goes totally grindhouse, from the … Continue reading →

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Luther the Geek will eat Hannibal Lecter raw!

Posted on March 16, 2010 by Daniel

In 1990, a year before Silence of the Lambs hit theaters, one of my favorite almost-80s slashers hit video. Luther the Geek is a perfectly bizarre, hokey piece of trash that I love. Actually, if you let go of any … Continue reading →

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