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from men to monsters

There’s nothing hotter than a man who can go from screaming in ecstasy to screaming in terror! Here’s a list of sexy men who have been gay adult film stars and horror hunks! Click on the links of highlighted films … Continue reading

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Three slow burns with twisted fuses

Time for three dark movies that take their time getting to their wacko conclusions! I take on The Baby, Eyes of Laura Mars, and Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker. THE BABY (1973) Despite being over forty years old, The Baby is … Continue reading

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Getting into Hal Bodner’s gay horror novel series

If you pick up a novel title about a gay vampire feeding on men in West Hollywood, you kind of expect that it’s going to be campy fun. The opening kill of Bite Club may give the impression that this … Continue reading

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Wrestlemaniac – wanna wrestle to death?

Once in a while, you just need the most basic slasher film to clear your mind. Wrestlemaniac is that movie. Also known as El Mascarado Massacre, it’s as simple as this: a group of six kids driving through Mexico to … Continue reading

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We all cheer for cheerleaders to die at Spirit Camp

Not one but two movies about cheerleaders on the chopping block. Does it get any better than that? Or should the question be, which is better? Spirit Camp or All Cheerleaders Die? They are actually two very different types of … Continue reading

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Tamara and The Woods – when good girls go witch!

In the tradition of all those other movies about schoolgirls delving into witchcraft and using special powers to get revenge on mean girls, I take a look at Tamara and The Woods. TAMARA (2005) Tamara is a teen movie that … Continue reading

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Stage Fright – sing until you scream

The Internet hype machine is proud to bring you…Stage Fright! A musical slasher! I personally am so in, but it’s generally a risky mashup. How many of us actually like both Glee and gore? Summer camp theater geeks stalked by … Continue reading

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The Coed and the Zombie Stoner – cute and crass zombedy?

Somehow director Glenn R. Miller and writer Scotty Mullen managed to put together a little indie horror comedy that’s like every cheesy sweet Disney Channel family show…meets American Pie! That alone makes this movie a winner. The Coed and the … Continue reading

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Trinity of terror?

Without even planning it, I watched three modern horror films in a row that all had messages about heaven, hell, and everything in between. But are they scary? THE PRESENCE (2010) What happened? How did Mira Sorvino go from making … Continue reading

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Just make sure you can tell it’s horror that came from the 80s!

That’s what it feels like the producers said when they gave the go ahead for Necropolis. It opens in Amsterdam 1686, but this witch is already looking and dancing like an 80s slut. Her satanic ritual doesn’t go as planned … Continue reading

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