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Category Archives: Johnny You ARE Queer – Gay Thoughts
Seasons of Loons: Rent gets [REC]ed in Condemned
The derelict apartment building in Condemned didn’t even need an infection to spread for it to be batshit crazy. In fact, a good chunk of the film focuses on the tenants of this place, who are fucked up before the … Continue reading
Dude Bro Party Massacre III – no girls allowed…except Mother Face!
Note that if you are going to watch Dude Bro Party Massacre III on Blu-ray and would rather not have that 80s shot-on-video grindhouse look (the movie is presented as having been a lost film), go to the special features … Continue reading
“BRAINS!” or, zombies that think with their dicks – The Taint
Sure, The Taint is a totally tasteless gore flick, but if you miss the days when Troma movies were more than just fart noises and shit visuals (back in the 80s) and actually stuck to a horror theme while still … Continue reading
Posted in Johnny You ARE Queer - Gay Thoughts, Living in the 80s - forever, Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, Scared Silly - Horror Comedy
Tagged 1980s, 80s, gay horror, horror comedy, The Taint, Zombies
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The House of Adam – I plan to someday be a much scarier gay ghost than him….
I get that The House of Adam is a low budget gay indie, so I didn’t expect any master film-making or amazing special effects, and I’m even okay with the awkward acting. The problem is the inept effort to cram … Continue reading
2008 – 2011 and still going for that 80s slasher feel!
Will filmmakers’ attempts to recreate the vibe of 80s horror films ever be replaced by—I don’t know—homages to Asian horror of the 2000s or imitations of mainstream ghost films of the 2000-teens? We’ll just have to wait and see. Until … Continue reading
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Tagged 1980s, 80s, Blood Junkie, Gutterballs, Mental Scars, Raymond Did It, slashers
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STREAM QUEEN 12: are they worth the bandwidth?
I had high low-expectations for these three, but it turns out even that was too much for them to live up to…. THE LAST SHOWING (2014) I guess you could say The Last Showing is a psychological thriller more than … Continue reading
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Tagged creature feature, horror comedies, living dead, Potpourri, Snow Shark, The Last Showing, undead, Zombies
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Stream Queen 11: Not your typical masked killer slashers
Each of these three psycho killer flicks—horror comedy, cabin in the woods slasher, and found footage—cover various styles and subgenres. And have notable moments, but none of them fully won me over. Here’s the good and the bad of each. … Continue reading
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Tagged Cut/Print, found footage, gay horror, horror comedies, Hot Blood Sundae, Ice Cream: The Remix, slashers, The Killing of Jacob Marr
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The man of your dreams wants to stick it to you. Get the lube…and body bag!
A good sense of humor is a great trait in a guy, but what if your man has a wicked sense of humor? Hell, over two decades later, I still wonder if my hubby fears my constant horror quips could … Continue reading
IT HAPPENED AFTER SCREAM Part 2: David DeCoteau cashes in….
In the years following the release of Scream, when slapping a bunch of pretty faces across a DVD cover was all the rage, David DeCoteau gave the practice his personal touch, making most of those pretty faces those of boys. … Continue reading
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Tagged Final Stab, gay horror, Ring of Darkness, slashers, The Frightening, Zombies
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Stream Queen 9: a bunch of horror comedies
With this foursome, I got a little of everything: low budget to well-polished; zombies to the supernatural; good to bad. ZOMBIE WEREWOLVES ATTACK! (2009) It can only be uphill from here. The animated horror intro gave me high hopes … Continue reading
Posted in Everyday I Read the Book: Literary Thoughts, Johnny You ARE Queer - Gay Thoughts, Movie Times & Television Schedules - Staying Entertained, Scared Silly - Horror Comedy
Tagged Blood Punch, Buck Wild, Dean Koontz, gay horror, ghosts, horror comedies, Odd Thomas, supernatural, zombedy, Zombie Werewolves Attack!, zomcom
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