Brinke Stevens makes exorcisms fun in Teenage Exorcist

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Considering Teenage Exorcist was made in 1991 in the height of the bad z-movie horror days of Brinke Stevens, you might expect it to be just another piece of direct-to-DVD horror trash. Instead, this is actually a campy low-budget horror comedy that rivals all Brinke’s other trasherpieces!

Amazingly, the story and writing credits go to Fred Olen Ray and Brinke herself. Brinke plays a college student (not so teenage) who rents a home from horror icon Michael Berryman. Within minutes of moving in, she is attacked by lingerie, sees a snake that vanishes, eats bleeding lettuce, gets a call from a monster, and has a run-in with a Ouija board.

And then things get crazy! Crazy funny! We’re talking an all-out stupid slapstick campy horror comedy. Brinke’s sister and husband come over, Brinke goes demon on them, they tie her to a bed, and then they call a useless priest.

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After a few green gobs are spewed, the priest calls for backup…but accidentally dials a pizza place instead. The pizza boy who shows up at the door is none other than Eugene from Grease and Grease 2 acting exactly like Eugene. Just keeps sounding better and better, doesn’t it?

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Brinke turns into a leather-clad dominatrix and summons some zombies.

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Meanwhile, her demon master (a pretty cool looking devil) plans for a ritual to sacrifice a virgin (when he’s not busy fondling bodacious boobs in the shower).

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I love Brinke in this flick. It’s like the movie was made for her. Oh, wait. It was, considering she wrote it!

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Even so, my favorite performance comes from Jay Richardson, who plays the brother-in-law. His comic delivery of one-liners is the best! He also runs around in a woman’s robe, holds hands with a guy, and makes several gay quips.

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Not to mention, the early 90s hard rock theme song rules!

I’m shocked this goofy flick doesn’t have more of a cult following. I think it was just overlooked because the title makes it sound more like a bad rip-off of The Exorcist. But Teenage Exorcist is the Brinke Stevens equivalent of an Elvira flick. Seriously. It’s that kind of cheesy fun.

About Daniel

I am the author of the horror anthologies CLOSET MONSTERS: ZOMBIED OUT AND TALES OF GOTHROTICA and HORNY DEVILS, and the horror novels COMBUSTION and NO PLACE FOR LITTLE ONES. I am also the founder of BOYS, BEARS & SCARES, a facebook page for gay male horror fans! Check it out and like it at
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