A cub vs. zombies and male strippers vs. a witch

It’s two horror comedies that aren’t specifically gay themed but will definitely appeal to gay guys. One is a horror musical, and the other revolves around male strippers!

ELDRITCH USA


It’s a zombie musical with a cute cub as the leading man!

Our main guy lives in the shadow of his successful reporter brother (he’s the brother’s cameraman), and has to sit on the sidelines as his brother gets all the accolades, steals any girl he likes, and even gets all the love from their parents.

The brothers end up doing a story on a sort of cult community that claims to have been successful in bringing the dead back to life. Uh-oh.

Things get into Pet Sematary territory when a freak accident leads to someone dying…and the realization that maybe the cult community can help bring the dead back to life. Before long, there’s a chain reaction of people needing to be resurrected as the first person brought back to life can’t control their zombie urges.

The cast is lovable, there’s charm and humor, and the songs are quite catchy, with repeating melodies carrying through the story as in traditional musicals. Highlights include the cub bear getting a slap on the booty from one of his male coworkers, the cub bear’s nerdy friend singing a whole meta song about what happens in horror movies when the dead come back to life, and of course a zombie horde musical number featuring a “Thriller”-esque dance number.

There’s only one thing missing from this horror musical—a big show-stopping finale! The final battle between our main characters and the horde of zombies is completely void of any music, singing, or dancing!

Eldritch USA hits Blu-ray and DVD on October 22, 2024, and comes to digital and on demand on November 5, 2024.
 
MEMBERS CLUB



Members Club is Magic Mike meets Practical Magic, and it’s a blast. I love me some movies with less than perfect stripper men as much as I love witch movies, so combine the two into a sexy horror comedy and you’ve got a full monty frightfest!

The film opens with an awesome scene of a perv getting his rocks off…and getting some body parts lobed off.

We then meet our struggling stripper foursome, known as The Wet Dreams. They land a gig at a club in the middle of nowhere, and before long they find themselves involuntarily taking part in a coven’s occult ritual to resurrect a man-hating witch out for revenge. Awesome!

This is just pure witchy fun as the guys try to get through the night with their lives…and manhood…intact.

The witch is gnarly, there’s sexual and gross out humor, gore, suspense, men stripping, a severed tongue running amok, and even a witch getting a lap dance. Totally my kind of movie. Plus, we get a couple of daddy bears doing stripteases.

Members Club will be available for digital download on October 21, 2024, and I hope it will eventually get a physical media release, because I would love to add it to my movie collection.

About Daniel

I am the author of the horror anthologies CLOSET MONSTERS: ZOMBIED OUT AND TALES OF GOTHROTICA and HORNY DEVILS, and the horror novels COMBUSTION and NO PLACE FOR LITTLE ONES. I am also the founder of BOYS, BEARS & SCARES, a facebook page for gay male horror fans! Check it out and like it at www.facebook.com/BoysBearsandScares.
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