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Hacking and slashing from 2007 -2009

Sometimes you just need a triple feature of popcorn flicks loaded with boys, babes, and blood. These three films did the trick…. HACK! (2007) Coming a little over a decade after the Scream craze started, Hack! may seem totally derivative … Continue reading

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Not even Debbie Rochon, Kane Hodder, or Todd Bridges can save horror trash

Yes, I said Todd Bridges, as in Willis. This trio of shot-on-video films from the first decade of the new millennium features familiar names, which totally leaves you wondering…WHY? SANDY HOOK LINGERIE PARTY MASSACRE (2000) Watching this movie, I said … Continue reading

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A snuff film family vs. Bigfoot and no one comes out a winner

If your loved one wants to make horror movies, your support is so important. But you also have a responsibility to point out their flaws—especially when that flaw is an entire movie they are about to inflict on the rest … Continue reading

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2 psycho stalkers, 2 psycho families, 2 too talky

It’s a total coincidence that I watched this handful of movies—which have some common characteristics—one after the other. Conveniently, it makes it easy to toss them all into one blog about two psycho stalkers, two psycho families, and two movies … Continue reading

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Never judge a horror movie by the names in the cast….

This trend of making independent films that weigh heavily on top-billed horror icons is, in many cases, giving the spotlight to garbage and causing worthwhile horror indies to get lost in the stream-iverse. Which brings me to The Devil’s Dozen, … Continue reading

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What the Muck?

Imagine if The Empire Strikes Back was the only Star Wars film ever made. You’d begin and finish watching it wondering, WTF is going on? Right? Apply that bewilderment to the film Muck and you need to turn the WTF … Continue reading

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Modern flesh-eating film overload

A bunch of quick picks of the gut munching variety. It’s a little bit of everything, from “smart” horror to schlock! RETARDEAD (2008) The opening of Retardead promises that this is going to be a fun, low-budget popcorn movie. First … Continue reading

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Danielle Harris scream queen and behind-the-scenes queen!

Hot on the heels of Hatchet III, two more Danielle Harris films come to DVD and Blu-ray just in time for Halloween. She directs Among Friends and stars in The Black Waters of Echo’s Pond. Fans should be pretty satisfied … Continue reading

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You need a lot of buttered popcorn to make this a fun movie marathon!

Children of the Corn (1984) Children of the Corn. The one that started it all. After a really cheesy voiceover of a cute kid talking about Isaac and Malachai, we get a strong opening with evil kids going wild on … Continue reading

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A hatchet job so good the sequels are just splitting hairs…

Hatchet (2006) became an instant Dan favorite when I first watched it—a super gory horror comedy that I can watch again and again and laugh every time. It’s an effect I previously thought only the Golden Girls could have on … Continue reading

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