Horny for horror movies? Think there’s way too much T&A of the female variety to satisfy a gay guy? That’s where Stud Stalking comes in. I’ve created a list of must-see horror and goth themed films, but not exactly because they’re going to scare the pants off of you. Although, when you lay your eyes on some of these horror hunks, you may want to lose the pants anyway….
Okay, he’s assaulting a woman, but a guy in the first scene has muscular bod and booty!
This Friday the 13th clone has a horrendously hokey romantic hot tub scene in which buns flash across the screen as a man climbs into the water.
the MANIAC COP series
The one and only Bruce Campbell is a cutie in part 1! What a compact little body—which he shows off in a shirtless scene that reveals his patch of dark chest hair. In part 2, you actually get to see the Maniac Cop in a flashback before he, you know, died and became a zombie cop. In this flashback, he’s taking a shower when he is jumped by a group of men who pretty much are responsible for making him the maniac cop. He’s got a nice muscle body and a hairy chest—and fights to the death in his birthday suit, glistening with water.
MANSION OF BLOOD
The number of shirtless guys equals the number of shirtless women in this mansion of debauchery, and we also get some man ass.
A one-man found footage flick. And he is simply gorgeous. He only gets shirtless briefly, though.
MASSACRE ON AISLE 12
The adorable lead has a very gay moment in this horror comedy – that involves seatless shorts.
A dude randomly takes off his shirt when he thinks he’s about to be targeted by a junkyard killer.
This early 80s film is a really bizarre slasher/redneck psycho family hybrid, takes a really long time to pick up, and then just goes from weird to weirder. However, what is so unique about it is this butch, beefy, bossy mustached cop who looks like he walked out of a modern porno. WHERE did they find this stud??? He comes in really late in the film, but ends up having a major role. And I might as well add that one of the victims in the film has the tightest jeans showing off a butt of DEATH. You’ll know who I’m talking about because he’s playing ball in a yard with his girlfriend.
Star Jason Beghe—what a hairy, hunky man body. I fell in love with him when I was a teen and he was a regular on HBO’s 1st and Ten. In this movie, he gets naked and does some incredible aerobic stretching that shows off every ripple in his body—and buttocks!!! You also get to see a young Stanley Tucci shirtless in a bath towel!
THE MONKEY’S PAW
Corbin Bleu looks so hot with a Mohawk in this one, but the major stud is the bearded daddy bear who gets shirtless…once he’s dead….
Nice chunky man butt during a skinny-dipping scene.
Plenty of cuties, some shirtless, and the hero gets his shirt ripped off by muscular…I don’t know what they are.
Brutal torture porn if you watch the uncut version, this film ‘s killer is a muscle stud and shows of a lot of flesh…while doing really vile things to women.
Linnea Quigley slasher in which the hunky guys are the victims! Plenty of shirtless action, including Eric Freeman from Silent Night, Deadly Night 2.
MUSTANG SALLY’S HORROR HOUSE
My 80s fave EG Daily stars as the head mistress at a whorehouse of vindictive women, which will have you laughing out loud instead of screaming out loud. But the real point is, where there are whores, there are horny young men. Six of them in this case. Some stunning bodies here, all the men shirtless, but only one of them eventually showing a quick glimpse of his butt.
MUTANT HUNT (1987)
Our hero throws down with a bunch of cyborgs, while wearing just his tighty whities.
MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D
Let’s face it. Jensen Ackles in 3D for the ENTIRE movie. As if that isn’t enough, there’s some serious bald bearded daddy action, with full rear nudity!
MY LITTLE EYE
In this flick about a group of young people trapped in a house for a reality show, lean mean blue-eyed blond machine Bradley Cooper sizzles—and has a sex scene (with a female).
THE NAIL GUN MASSACRE
Hot bod boy works that bare ass as he bangs a girl against a tree.
It’s like every guy in this movie was contracted to wear just undies or show his ass. Ah…the 80s.
Man ass, man back, and man chest all make appearances in this one.
Not only is the leading vampire man a hottie who gets shirtless, there’s also an S&M bottom boy who bends over for his mistress.
A NIGHTMARE ON ELMSTREET franchise
Yeah, I know, Johnny Depp is in the first film. But let’s get right to Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge, which has been analyzed for its blatant homoerotic content. Classic moments include the baseball field wrestle match between Mark Patton and adorable co-star Robert Rusler, who yanks down Patton’s sweats, revealing his jockstrap-clad butt, as well as a scene in which Patton is picked up in a gay bar by his leather loving high school coach, who brings him back to the gym shower room for some B&D. My sixteen-year-old id went wild when the coach’s fat juicy butt got whipped by Freddy’s towel. But the hunkiest of them all comes in both Parts 4 and 5. Mega-hunk Danny Hassel is in both films (a male hunk who actually makes it to a sequel!) and take his shirt off.
Plenty of cute frat boys are stripped down to their undies by succubi!
This mess of a movie from the 80s features tons of sex scenes, so plenty of gorgeous guys with hot bods appear throughout. Plus, there’s a shirtless, hairy muscle hottie. Most importantly, Dale Midkiff, the dad from Pet Sematary, gets shirtless.
NIGHT OF THE DEMON (1980)
This big hairy Bigfoot loves naked men! A butt shot during one attack, and then Bigfoot just jumps out of a bush while a dude is peeing and rips off his wanger! Shocking meat shot for 1980!
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS 2
All’s fair in lust and war. This movie opens with female T&A…because two cute guys in only their underwear are spying from across the way with binoculars! The hottest is in boxer briefs. Both appear in tank tops later.
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DORKS
Surprisingly, the butts of the three dorks in this film get ample screen time when they are running around in hospital gowns.
NIGHT OF THE NAKED DEAD
Two cute guys get shirtless, and one of them shows off the bare butt in a close-up.
NIGHT RIPPER (1986)
It may be female models being targeted in this slasher, but it’s the cute male lead that shows off his tits in the shower.
Ah, the 80s. Sizzling hot martial arts cutie wears half shirts and tight jeans.
Pierce Brosnan butt, and even his wiener in shadow!
NO ONE LIVES
You see a nice booty shot of Luke Evans in this one. Just note that he’s covered in blood….
This low budget indie is way too long, but that’s more time for all the shirtless beefcakes.
This 1989 slasher blatantly steals from John Carpenter’s haunting Halloween theme music! But, we forgive, because there is some sexy shirtless man action in this one!
There is one hot daddy in this one. Goatee, spray-on tan, and he gets some wood for the fire in a tank top and jeans.
THE ORPHAN KILLER
An incredibly hot shirtless stud gets a BJ…from a nun!
THE OUIJA EXPERIMENT
The scene of the black stud in the flick wearing a towel—then dropping the towel to show off a butt of death—will be permanently etched in your mind.
OUT OF THE DARK
Cameron Dye, best remembered as Nicholas Cage’s punk rocking sidekick in Valley Girl, is shirtless in this slasher…a lot.
The muscular duo heroes in this one hose each other down at a car wash.
Hot muscle stud brother answers the door in a towel!
Pretty boy does the shirtless thing for a good chunk of the movie.
We see what might be Heroes hottie Milo Ventimiglia’s ass, but it might be a stunt butt.
You have to wait virtually until the end of the movie, but you see a nice smooth man butt!
Some shirtless man action in this backwoods horror flick.
PHANTOM OF THE MALL: ERIC’S REVENGE
This late 80s slasher stars Morgan Fairchild, Pauly Shore, and a host of hot 80s guys with tight pants and cut-off shirts. There’s also some shirtless man action.
PHANTOM OF THE WOODS
A quick booty shot when a guy moons his friend in this one.
Well, isn’t this an ironic title? This truly bizarre film features a hottie lead who shows off the butt in the first few minutes of the film. There’s also one hot black bearded bald daddy bear! There’s also a young black dude who runs around in his undies for a while.
A PLACE IN HELL
Holy hunky necrophiliac killer.
He may have a piece of tree glued to his face, but the leading man in this film is naked a lot, both rear and full frontal.
Remake of an Ed Wood classic. But this time, there’s zombie dick and a shirtless military hunk!
We see Tom Skerritt’s ass when he’s banging Drew Barrymore!
No-brainer. Slasher movie set at an indoor pool. About half-a-dozen cute shirtless guys.
Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst in a cop uniform. It doesn’t get any sexier than that.
There’s a werewolf, so there’s a hairy package…as there should be in every werewolf movie.
Shirtless guys and some college boy booty!
PRETTY DEAD THINGS
If I transformed into one of the demonic monsters in this film, I’d be spending a couple of days picking black threads out of my gnarly fangs, because the shirtless hunk in tight black undies would be my first meal…
Hot leading man is shirtless a lot, giving me a primal rage.
Leading man shows of his tight bod and buns when he runs naked through the wilderness.
PRINCE OF DARKNESS
The blond from Simon & Simon offers us a fantastic 80s porn-stache…and a beautifully ripped torso in a few shirtless scenes.
PRISON OF THE DEAD
There are two things that are surprising about this David DeCouteau film. First, only ONE guy struts his stuff in tighty-whities (looks fantastic doing it). Second, for a change, DeCoteau has three male characters actually admit to enjoying the company of other men!
Meaty man buns in this alien abduction flick.
PROM NIGHT IV: DELIVER US FROM EVIL
This series never had much continuity in terms of sequels. But this one has some major man tush…and a cute one at that!
Studly horror actor Craig Fairbrass gets shirtless.
PSYCHO COP RETURNS
Juicy juicy man booty all up in the camera during a sex scene.
This full-length adaptation of the short film “Dreamhouse” adds two things: man butt and major man wiener!
Indie sick-fest horror anthology loaded with muscle hotties who show some wonderful asses and bods.
the PUPPET MASTER franchise
Puppet master-bating begins with part 2, in which a very cute and tan hunk with a hairy chest is in bed when he is almost set on fire by the little puppet critters! Luckily, he makes it out of the bed in time…completely naked! NICE booty. And he even looks good when he pulls on just some jeans and runs around shirtless. Curse of the Puppet Master, part 6 of the series, is loaded with cuties, including a bunch of hoods (one who pumps iron with no shirt on), a hot cop, and a protagonist with a great body—that he shows off when he walks around in tighty-whities. Retro Puppet Master, the 7th installment of the long running series, stars blond god Greg Sestero, although his hair is ridiculously high in this film.
THE RAGE: CARRIE 2
It’s one of the worst horror sequels of all time, but it’s predominantly about a football team! Which means a great locker room scene in which a bunch of nice butts are completely exposed in the background as two main characters argue. Not to mention, actor Dylan Bruno is hot, like a tougher and sexier looking version of the Dillon brothers (Matt and Kevin). And one close-up scene of his mouth while he’s on the phone shows every glistening drop of moisture.
Hottie director Bryan Brewer stars…and gets shirtless in his first scene.
RATS: NIGHT OF TERROR
After sex, a lean dude is entirely naked and shows everything.
RAYMOND DID IT
Hot shirtless boy gets tied down…right before having his intestines torn out….
Sticky Fingaz, who portrayed Blade in the TV series, looks great in just boxer briefs in this film, and another adventurous dude gets his nipples tweaked and his ass tasered.
REALITY TERROR NIGHT
The house is filled with ladies on this reality show, but the photographer has no use for his shirt. My blog here…and sometimes, his pants either.
It’s about a killer ass, so expect man ass galore…including a detective with a meaty butt he whips out and spanks!
RED BLOODED AMERICAN GIRL
Where there’s a horny female vamp, there’s man butt and man chest.
A brief man booty shot during a sex scene.
Nice long shower scene in this one with a bunch of hotties. Sadly, the hot stuff is blurred out.
REST STOP: DON’T LOOK BACK
So, Joey Lawrence was in the first Rest Stop as a cop (yummy), but never shirtless. As for the sequel…wow. Star Richard Tillman is about as pretty as they get. What a face. Oh, and you also see plenty of his body and fuzzy chest.
RING OF DARKNESS
Boy body-loving director David DeCoteau takes on boy band bodies. And yes, they end up in their underwear. Best of the bunch is the lead actor. What a hunk.
RITES OF PASSAGE
A trippy movie starring Stephen Dorff, Christian Slater, and a whole lot of guys running around shirtless.
The segment “The One” in this anthology featuresa vampire “orgy” in which pretty people of all persuasion are feeling each other up. Plenty of shirtless men. And if you watch the “unedited” version of the segment “Zombies Zombie Everywhere” that’s included on the DVD, star Edward X. Young moons the camera during the opening credits!
How convenient that this film with a very small cast features one stunningly hot dude who shows off the booty in the opening scene of the film then spends the majority of the second half of the film shirtless.
ROCK N ROLL NIGHTMARE
This heavy metal horror is a classic of 80s cheese, loaded with hokey monsters and demons, heavy metal music, and plenty of sex, with a surprising amount of naked man action. John Mikl-Thor is a heavy metal body builder, and we get to see almost every inch of his pumped up physique. Wait until you see his demonic transformation at the end—a silver studded black speedo and matching wrist bands, plus hair teased so high even Poison would be envious.
Guys in undies and jockstraps, from college boys to a big bear!
Several cute guys in this one, and one of them spends the seconds part of the film running around shirtless.
Cutie Steven Krueger of vampire TV show The Originals gets a big towel scene.
the SAW franchise
Remember this name: Franky G. This man is a Latin GOD. You get to stare at his massive arms for a good long time in Saw II. Part 4 offers hot black muscles in only black boxer briefs in the first fifteen minutes!
Hot blond with a smokin’ bod shows off his ass then turns into a demon Indian…with a smokin’ hot bod!
SCARECROW GONE WILD
Don’t let the title or the chick on the front of the DVD case fool you. This third sequel in the cheesy “scarecrow” series is LOADED with shirtless hot men because it takes place mostly on a beach. The movie begins with a hazing in a shower, with a group of guys tied up in just their underwear! The school coach is played by well-muscled WWF champ Ken Shamrock. What a bod.
There are quite a few cuties in this creepy 1988 slow burner. One cute-in-a-goofy-way guy has nice arms and a nice big butt. Personally, I was feeling the vibes of a bald and bearded muscle daddy who smoked a cigar throughout the whole film. He seriously looks like he stepped out of a leather fetish porn.
Another scarecrow flick…but this one has a cutie with a bare booty.
A couple of blond boys get shirtless before this one’s over.
Pretty boy in opening sex scene—I mean, death scene—shows off hot bod and ass.
SCARY OR DIE
This anthology of 5 stories features an eerie clown story—the longest in the bunch. It also happens to star an incredibly adorable black dude who spends most of his screen time in just his shorts–and that dude happens to be fricking Corbin Bleu of the High School Musical movies. Nice going on changing that image Corbin!
First guy gets the “scourge” while naked, attacked other guy in locker. NICE butt.
Low-budget indie about an artist who starts to go mad as she’s making a sculpture of the perfect man, with her victims…I mean…models being hunky juice heads from the local gym.
SÉANCE: THE SUMMONING
It’s seriously about a hot guy who becomes possessed by a demon in a morgue and spends the rest of the movie shirtless and talking dirty.
SEE NO EVIL 2
Tight guy bod during a sex scene, and he shows some upper butt crack when he gets up.
A cutie in this horror comedy is caught urinating in the woods. We get a rear view of him with his butt sticking out!
Where there are hungry sharks, there are shirtless boys. And there’s even a bare bouncing butt!
Lean-muscled and hairy leading man gets stripped for signs of a werewolf bite, showing off his booty.
SHE WOLF RISING
Sexy male lead gets shirtless, his beefy buddy is adorable, and scream king Joe Zaso plays with his nipples.
Gorgeous blond Brad Hawkins is absolutely delectable in this slasher about a bunch of kids trapped at an abandoned ski resort by a mad killer. We first see him shirtless in the middle of a strip poker game (he’s shirtless most of his onscreen time), and later, he steps into a hot tub and we get to appreciate the delectable buns. Plus, in the deleted scenes on the DVD, you get to see the part where he actually strips off his shirt during the poker game.
This fun and cheesy monster movie has a HOT stud. Chris Boyd’s first scene has him shirtless on a basketball court, and practically the first words from his mouth are “I’m not gay.” He goes on to explain that because he has short spiky hair and a great body, people think he’s gay…and homo director David DeCoteau makes sure he is shirtless most of the time.
Holy hottie alert in actor Robert Hoffman.
SICK: SURVIVE THE NIGHT
Male lead initiates a strip search to make sure no one has zombie bites, and spends the whole scene with his bare booty right in the camera.
the SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT franchise
Possibly one of the worst sequels of all-time, part 2 is about a character that was a child in the first movie, now an adult in therapy, retelling the ENTIRE first movie—which means it’s predominantly a flashback movie until the very end. However, the man who plays this character is one of the hottest muscle studs that ever made it into the horror genre. Looks like an 80s muscle guido who would be delivering pizzas because, well, he basically is in the film. Within the first 15 minutes of part 4, you get some naked well-toned man back and butt action during a love scene. In part 5, which is sort of a Puppet Master rip-off in which toys come to life, a hottie in tighty-whities is on top of his girl when a toy hand crawls into bed with them and starts poking between his buns with its finger—which puts a big smile on his face because he thinks his girlfriend is doing it!
Two tight-bodied guys run around shirtless for a majority of this backwoods slasher.
In this horror anthology, the boyfriend in story “My Undead Girlfriend” is adorable—and gets shirtless.
In the very first scene, there’s a beautiful naked man body writhing on top of Jennifer Jason Leigh.
A dude with a hot bod becomes a crazy woman’s slave in this erotic thriller.
Nope. Not Stephen King. Sexier. Movie about crew making a movie about snuff films. Some serious male butt and hairy chest. Naked man being flogged if you’re into that.
Mega men in this one. In fact, almost the whole cast is male. And it should have been called “flash,” because they spend a hell of a lot of time shirtless! The lead, James O’Shea, is wicked ripped, with abs galore, and swelling nips (wait until you see him chopping wood). And there’s a hot bald black man!
Hottie main guy spends a majority of this backwoods horror flick running around in his black boxer briefs. He also shows off his tight booty during a skinny-dipping scene.
Black hunk Tony Curtis Blondell nearly bursts out of his shirt in this flick—that is until he takes it off completely to give to a female to cover up her boobs. Now that’s my kind of slasher.
This low-budget horror flick patterns itself after Evil Dead. No male nudity, but the cuties are REALLY cute.
A shocking amount of wangers in this cheesy 80s slasher! The wiener is on the dork who is tormented by fellow students during a cruel prank—which involves two muscle studs holding him upside down, completely naked, with his butt right in their faces.
Early 80s direct-to-video slasher trash that delivers more man flesh than female!
the SLEEPAWAY CAMP series
Okay, the first film is the only movie that ever managed to terrify me by showing wanger. I was only 14, and something really unexpected happens in this film that sent me from the room screaming. As for the sexy reason to watch this film—there’s a really cheesy 80s guido with a huge muscle bod. He wears just tight wifebeaters and tight 80s short-shorts that show EVERYTHING. Hysterical. It’s basically obscene. In fact, all the guys wear short-shorts and Daisy Dukes, including a really hot Latin camp counselor with a cut off T-shirt that shows off his ultra hairy torso. ONLY in the 80s! 25 years later, several members of the original cast Return to Sleepaway Camp—and little Ricky has grown up to be a fine looking man. Aside from Ricky, there are several other hot shirtless moments…including a daddy type who meets quite an awful end…
Hot bod and a scary mask make for an interesting jerk-off scene.
2 girls and a hot guy stuck in a high-rise apartment building. He spends much of the movie shirtless.
SOME KIND OF HATE
Bullying gets oddly homoerotic when a dude gets his pants pulled down, followed by a spanking.
SORORITY BABES IN THE SLIMEBALL BOWL-O-RAMA
Cute geek gets stripped down to his boxers.
SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRE
A Steve Guttenberg-knockoff runs around completely naked. Nice bod, nice butt.
Dark-haired lead Wes Bentley is a little too thin for my tastes—but you get to see his butt.
The entire series is about an alien woman looking for naked men to impregnate her, so there’s man meat galore. But Species II has a mega stud.
That awkward moment when you have the hots for a killer because he takes off his shirt a lot.
SPRING BREAK MASSACRE
Shirtless cute boy bods, and a guy gets pants.
A-Team hottie Dirk Benedict gets shirtless and a burly football player gets butt naked in a shower!
STAG OF THE NIGHT DEAD
When we first meet the bachelor in this zomcom, he’s hung upside down in a thong being whipped!
There’s actually man butt in the first few minutes of this movie during a doggy style sex scene—and NO female T&A! Not to mention, the male lead is quite a cute twink—and appears shirtless at one point, showing off his tight little body.
Terry O’Quinn strips and shows off his butt in the very first scene.
STEVE NILES’ REMAINS
The amount of edible man meat in this zombie flick is amazing. The male lead is studly and cute in a goofy way. Then there’s an Adonis who does a complete shirtless scene in just a towel after a shower as he’s ogled by a gay male character, with whom he seems to have some serious chemistry…
THE STINK OF FLESH
No-budget, seriously twisted and bizarre yet totally watchable zombie flick. Lead actor Ross Kelly is a frickin’ doll face: deep dark eyes, thick eyebrows, pouty lips, scruffy face. But stocky and short Kurly Tlapoyawa gets naked with just his hands in front of his goodies. If you like meaty, unassuming men, you’re in for a treat—also, his fat little booty bounces practically against the camera lens in numerous scenes, and Ross Kelly is in the room every time (don’t ask why, you really just have to see this bizarre flick to understand). Also, you see some SERIOUS package in an outtake on the DVD!
This hokey horror feels like it should have pushed the limits and been more of a softcore porn with a story, but it’s actually very sterile. A sort of dominatrix female ghost is after a young muscular cutie and his friend, who both spend the whole movie trying to have sex—and as a result, are shirtless through most of the film.
A quick shot of man booty glistening with water during a shower scene.
TALE OF THE MUMMY
Main man Jason Scott Lee looks great in a tank top, but the mummy also forms into a full naked man with a nice ass.
TALES FROM THE HOOD
The final story in this black horror anthology features a P.Y.T. who spends most of the story in just a black thong—with his body well-oiled!
The fun thing about this slasher/witchcraft hybrid film is that evil killer vixen Tamara uses her magic to turn two guys gay! Most of the action is left to our imaginations, but these boys do end up in bed together!
A TASTE OF PHOBIA
There’s shirtless man action and even a dick flash in this one, but if you didn’t guess from the title, it’s never exactly a pleasant situation.
If you can cope with the fact that a man-eating va-jay-jay graphically bites off penises left and right, this film has quite a good amount of boy butt, including a locker room scene.
10 TO MIDNIGHT
A naked killer with a killer bod. That is all.
THE TERROR FACTOR
A sexy naked peeping Tom at the beginning of the movie shows off his hairy ass, back, and chest, and then masturbates in a rocking chair.
Sadly, no naked men, because almost every story in this anthology film has at least one cutie, from muscle boys to a bald daddy.
John Ritter plays the role of “crypt keeper” in this trilogy of stories (he’s actually a real estate agent telling each of his clients spooky stories about the homes he is showing). The first story has an adorable guy with a lean, buff body and a bit of chest hair, predominantly shirtless throughout. Second story features a quick appearance by a monkey exterminator, played by a gorilla juice head with a wickedly sexy mean look. The third story revolves around an Abercrombie type who showers and even drops the soap! You get to see a quick tush profile. The third story also stars the one and only Mary Alice of Wisteria Lane!
the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE series
As with all the modern sleek slashers and remakes, the 2003 reboot features quite a pretty cast, including Eric Balfour, Claire’s bo in season one of Six Feet Under (looks rustic!), and Mike Vogel (sexy in a stained grey tank!). Matt Bomer stars in the prequel The Beginning. The first time we see him, he is emerging from a pool, water glistening on his facial scruff and lean, youthful body. His eyes are absolutely stunning. As an added bonus, moments later, we see another cute young man tied to a bed, shirtless—looking really bored at the prospect of having sex with a big-breasted bimbo. And then there’s Texas Chainsaw 3D. Trey Songz was cast pretty much so he could be shirtless and glistening in sweat the whole time, and this actor Shaun Sipos looks AMAZING in soaking wet jeans and a shirt unbuttoned down to the navel.
THE THEATRE BIZARRE
This horror anthology features a couple of hot, hairy men who show off facial hair, nice chests, and cute buns.
THEATRE OF THE DERANGED II
Shirtless muscle boy flexes during a poker game in one story, big boy wears panties in another, and beefy boy plays with his nipples in another.
Okay, there are whips and chains and Josh Randall’s ridiculous body rippling with muscles as he’s bound up—but don’t forget, it’s also a horror movie. So proceed with caution!
This cheesy cash-in on the Jaws phenomenon is more a story about a threesome between a woman and two men that is slightly hindered by some shark attacks! Hysterical. BUT, I don’t even know why this woman is having trouble deciding between these two men, because one of them is absolutely drop dead gorgeous despite his 1970s unibrow. He spends most of the movie in a speedo or naked, and you do see plenty of the butt, plus a couple of glimpses of the wanger.
Stealing the premise of Darkness Falls, this movie turns into a typical bad slasher. But there’s one guy cuter and hunkier than the next, and all three take their shirts off, including Jesse Hutch (young hunk), Steve Bacic (rocker hunk), and Scary Movie’s Lochlyn Munro (jock hunk).
A naked, ripped muscle boy is towel whipped all over his body by the killer.
TOWER OF EVIL
Several meaty man butts exposed in this one.
THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN
This 2014 sequel features a major stud muffin shirtless, his muscles rippling in a sex scene before he—absurdly—shifts a blanket to hide his ass as he moves to sit on the edge of the bed.
Hottie with a faux hawk in his undies.
A Clint Eastwood clone runs around shirtless on an island of zombies for most of the film.
TRAILER PARK OF TERROR
An adorable dude runs around shirtless, shows half his butt, and gets that cute little butt felt up by a big brute of a zombie. There’s also a little gay flirtation in a diner.
Late 1970s heartthrob Rex Smith is shirtless for a good part of this alien creature feature from the 80s.
There are various man butts in the first five minutes of the film!
TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION
It’s about time there’s a man in one of these films who is as gorgeous as those big phallic worms are ugly. Shawn Christian. Don’t forget that name. It’s the modern equivalent of Adonis.
Thomas Jane as a cop. This man can role play…I mean, play any role. He looks fantastic with a mustache. As for male nudity, there’s major full frontal when a bushy red-headed flower child struts his stuff in the buff.
TROMEO & JULIET
We see Tromeo’s butt during sex, plus there’s a guy with a tight body who wears a mesh tank.
Categorizing this as a horror movie is very questionable, but the fact is, Josh Duhamel is very shirtless for a good amount of it. Another incredibly well-built cutie graces the screen with his muscles later in the film.
Guys in undies and short 80s short throughout the film.
TWO EVIL EYES
Hunk Ramy Zada, who stars opposite Adrianne Barbeau in the first story, is gorgeous with a great hairy chest. His shirt isn’t off nearly enough for my tastes.
Cutie with a bare bootie in this one…even though the movie itself is nasty!
Nice naked man butts on both the profiler and the serial killer in this film.
This remake of the notorious 1960s gorefest 2000 Maniacs couldn’t be any more of a funfest for fags—except for the rather gruesome death of the gay character. Several of the boys are absolutely adorable, and there’s even some delicious dark meat. Mushond Lee is the residential black hunk, and he does a leather scene in leather undies and a mesh shirt to show off his bulges. The lead male character, Jay Gillespie, looks like a young Val Kilmner. Dark-haired and youthful Dylan Edrington has a scene in which he humps a mattress with his butt exposed and pumping, shows off his lean, athletic torso, and even exposes a trimmed patch of pubes. And finally, Brian Gross plays a sexy sort of new wave gay guy (with an implication of being bi). He’s got a great body, short Billy Idol spikes, and hooks up with a big dumb hick (a psycho hick, unfortunately).
2001 MANIACS: FIELD OF SCREAMS
Some seriously delicious male torsos in this one and plenty of bare butts as well.
When young guys turn into werewolves, you can be sure they wake up naked the next morning!
It’s like The Descent…with hunky, sweaty guys battling the creatures!
The Unholy teaches us that sex is bad and you are evil if you like it. If the Satan worshipping stud in the thong and leather mask doesn’t get you evil enough, wait until his shirtless, muscle bound bodyguard shows up. All I could think when I saw them on screen was, “PLEASE go to hell together!”
Don’t ask me how, but a bunch of young med students studying a “haunted” cadaver somehow manage to spend a good part of this movie shirtless, showing off some of the finest ripples imaginable. There’s also lot of time spent screaming at the sight of dead bodies…they’re med students, you’d think a dead body here and there wouldn’t have such a profound effect on them.
This early 80s “creepy beast in the basement” flick has the classic athletic looking boyfriend in the tightest of 80s jeans.
UP FOR RENT
In this anthology, one cute psycho killer shows off his chest cleavage, while another cute killer shows off his butt cleavage!
URBAN CANNIBAL MASSACRE
Urban horror, yet white ass when a big black cannibal sets his sights on some white boy butt.
the URBAN LEGEND series
The second film, Final Cut, starts with a shirtless, dark-haired cutie joining the mile-high club. Not to mention, this film is loaded with cuties, including full-lipped blond Matthew Davis, Joseph (Joey) Lawrence, and mature man Hart Bochner. The third film, Bloody Mary, has a locker room scene in which two football players go on and on about their friend’s white butt as they watch him shower. But more impressive is the extra to the right of the screen when a fight breaks out. WHAT a body on that nobody! Later, shower boy gets in a tanning bed with tight undies on.
Sexy main guy in this urban slasher shows off his abs, chest and a quick shot of his bubble butt during a sex scene.
Another pretty-faced slasher of the new millennium, including David Boreanaz. Denise Richards then ties a tight-muscled guy to a bed for some “hot” kink.
Begins with a fraternity pledge—and that’s always fun. Cutie Robert Rusler of A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge is in nothing but black undies.
VAMPIRE IN VEGAS
Bachelor party in Vegas, and the guys are cute.
There’s plenty of gay humor in VAMP U, including a funny homoerotic scene of the handsome vampire college professor easily seducing the hot gay student who has a crush on him. But the body to watch out for is the shirtless frat boy who demonstrates for his buddies how hot his ass looks during sex by getting on all fours on a bed and giving us some nice upper crack.
Both the original and remake might be about lesbian vampires, but there sure is plenty of shirtless man action and boy booty!
Football player gets shirtless just for the heck of it. Another football player gets naked…then has to run away from the killer, showing off a nice butt.
THE VELVET VAMPIRE
Terrible “erotic” vampire flick, but the main guy has a hot bod, is shirtless often, and shows off the butt.
This fun modern slasher that takes place in New Orleans features an adorable dark-haired male lead who climbs out of a lake with water dripping down his tight little ripped body. Made me thirsty…
Boys behaving badly, and I like it. Major man butt in part 1, plus quick wiener shots, as well as some meaty man chest with nipple action. Part 2 has full-on wiener within the first few minutes!
Fit men in tight little 80s athletic clothes abound, and there’s a sex scene with some fantastic man ass.
THE VIOLENT KIND
Tiffany Shepis as a demonic bitch. And where there are demonic bitches, there are often sleazy sexy guys. Here, they have sex, fight, act like scumbags—the usual hot stuff. I generally use DVD covers so I won’t have the blue border—but you see more of the Born-in-the-USA-esque ass on the Blu-Ray cover….
I don’t even know why director David DeCoteau bothered putting just one woman in this film that features beautiful young men at a religious school, led by a pretty priest who likes to strap them to a table in their underwear, pour a slick liquid on them, slip on rubber gloves, and then rub them down (I’m NOT kidding). The boys spend much of their time in their underwear, usually rubbing their own chests and nips. Gorgeous youthful hunk Huntley Ritter, who played the gay cheerleader in Bring it On, looks incredible in his tight boxer briefs.
The bod to look out for belongs to Eric Mabius, although, I prefer him with short hair (check him out in the first Resident Evil). In this film, with long hair and shirtless, he looks like something off the cover of a bad romance novel….
THE WALKING DECEASED
Comedian Dave Sheridan bends over naked and spread ‘em…big time.
WARLOCK III: THE END OF INNOCENCE
There are a handful of cuties in this one, but the cutest by far has a great body with some sexy tattoos, and likes to get tied up and punished by his girlfriend. He’s shirtless, but we never get to see anything below the waist.
There’s a muscular, shirtless athlete on a high school playing field in the first ten minutes! Not to mention, Zach Galligan, of Gremlins fame, is the lead, and really cute!
WELCOME TO SPRING BREAK
The title tells you all you need to know. Sounds like a teen sexploitation flick—but there’s slaughtering, too! And plenty of man flesh—including a tan muscle hunk as one of the leads. John Saxon plays a cop (as usual). 80s movies are a riot—even the mean biker gang looks gay. Best yet—a wet T-shirt contest of women is balanced by an “oil the muscle stud” contest in which a black guy pulls his shorts down and shows his butt.
WHAT LIES BEYOND…THE BEGINNING
Hot guy in this one get shirtless, another runs around naked with just his hand over his crotch.
THE WICKED ONE
Classic slasher vibe in this one, which means sex! A guy shows off a seriously tight bod for the scene.
It’s a total man feast—I mean, fest. This low budget zombie movie hypes porn legend Ron Jeremy as its star, but it’s actually loaded with cute college-aged guys. There’s HEAVY focus on an adorable, jean-clad butt as one of the boys makes out with his girlfriend and we get to see her absolutely kneading his buns. He does some heavy gyrating between her legs with his shirt off, and oddly, there is footage of him sitting behind her with no clothes on at all—but you see nothing, and then it cuts back to him in jeans. That’s b-movie editing for you. Joyfully, he ends up in tight black undies.
This modern slasher is filled with facial eye candy, including Huntley Ritter of Voodoo Academy, but his phenomenal bod is not highlighted! Actually, there are teases all around, with a pool scene offering just glimpses of bodies, a shower and towel scene that doesn’t reveal much, and an underwear scene that somehow hides everything. Bummer. Also of note for trivia buffs—Meatloaf is in the cast, playing a detective.
the WISHMASTER series
They saved the pretty boys for the last two films. In Part 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell, lead Tobias Mehler is simply adorable, and shows a little flesh! Just a brief lifting of his shirt—but this youthful looking cutie has chest fuzz! I love surprises! There’s also a sexy blond with a great bod and major nip action poking through his shirt, which he eventually loses, if briefly. In Part 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled, two guys get shirtless—one down to his undies. Yet, both of them shirtless pale in comparison to the onscreen presence of Victor Webster, clothed—one of the most beautiful men I’ve ever seen. Special props to the big guy who plays a bouncer at a strip club—I wouldn’t mind meeting him in a dark alley.
Starting with the second film, there are guys galore in this long running series of erotic horror films…but they never get any less clothed than shirtless.
Lots of cute (and often shirtless) guys get seduced by a coven of witches in this one.
While this film sounded terrifying and fast-paced from all the hype it got, it ended up being a real crawler, but one thing made it worth getting on elbows and knees for. Australian actor Nathan Phillips. The camera seemed as in love with every angle of his face and body as viewers, because his beauty is glorified by the lens throughout the film. Gorgeous.
Guy with a tight bod gets totally naked to prove to Albert Finney that he can shapeshift.
Bother father and son werewolves are muscle studs and regularly shirtless in this film.
Cub wolves, bear wolves, beefy wolves—they all get shirtless at one point or another.
THE WORLD’S END
In this buddy movie, one dude proves he’s not a robot by mooning his buddies to show them a scar on his butt.
A total hottie plays an asshole with a horrible haircut, but he takes off the shirt.
the WRONG TURN series
The first film stars scream queen Eliza Dushku opposite ridiculously handsome Desmond Harrington. His face is so perfectly chiseled. And his body is nothing to complain about either! For Part 2: Dead End, we get Henry Rollins as a serious commando—no he doesn’t GO commando, he acts commando. And yes, he does take his shirt off.
At a cabin in the woods, the boys get shirtless, and one has sex in a shed, giving us a chance to see some booty when he pulls his shorts back up.
A bald daddy with a furry chest…in fur.
ZOMBIE DEATH HOUSE
What to say about this film? It was directed by John Saxon, who made my list for his role in Beyond Evil (above). This is one of the campiest, gayest prison films ever…with zombies! It stars hunky blond Dennis Cole, who was a regular guest star on shows like The Love Boat and Fantasy Island in the 1970s. I had a huge crush on him then. He was also married to Jacklyn Smith at the time. When his character gets falsely incarcerated in this film, he’s met with catcalls by inmates as he is led to his cell. I don’t blame them for the things they threaten to do to Dennis’s pretty butt. And did I mention the bear daddy and his haircutting pretty boyfriend, who have a poster of Dolph Lundgren on their cell wall? And yes, they do have a brief sex scene together…
There’s a blond hunk in a T-shirt who gets wet in a pond and then goes bad ass on the zombies…with his shirt ripped and showing his hairy pecs. And he’s not the only cutie in this film. There are a couple of other rugged tough guys, sweaty, with five-o’clock shadow…good stuff. Sexiest of all, however, is the spelling of zombi without the e.
Yeah, you probably haven’t seen any of them. But this one has a really special star…porn great Jeff Stryker! Made in the late 80s when he was big (okay, he’s always been big), he runs around looking like, well, a gay porn star, with tight jeans and a button shirt open all the way to the bellybutton. The odd thing about this dubbed European film…Stryker speaks English, but his lines are still dubbed over by someone else! Unless you’re curious to see Stryker in a zombie film, you’re better off just watching one of his adult films so you can see the full Monty.
A ZOMBIE INVASION
Muscle hottie in a tank top massacres zombies.
This 1987 film features heavy metal muscle man Thor, who shows off his tits and nipples, plus another dude works out shirtless and sweaty, and yet another dude gets in a hot tub in just his tighty whities.
So many cuties running sweaty through the jungle fighting zombies, but the main cutie gets shirtless and wet as he soaps up for the zombies. Don’t ask.
ZOMBIES! ZOMBIES! ZOMBIES! STRIPPERS VS. ZOMBIES
Sadly, no male nudity in this one. However, the male lead is unassumingly sexy!