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From psychos with mommy issues and deadly drag queens to flamboyant first victim and average homo Joe as one of the gang, gay characters and themes have been appearing in horror for decades. Here is a list of all the “straight” horror movies I’ve come across that flirt with gay male identities. For a list of specifically gay horror movies, see the homo horror movies page.

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ABC’s OF DEATH 2 (2014): For the letter J in this anthology film, director Dennison Ramalho takes on religion’s hatred of gays.

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ALIENWEEN (2016): This Halloween splatter flick features a bitch treating her gay brother like shit. My blog here.

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ALL ABOUT EVIL (2010): But she’s a cheerleader! In this gory campfest, Natasha Lyonne is also a psycho movie theater owner, and the theater is a fave with the drag queens. Plus, we get Elvira out of drag. I blog about the film here.

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ANIMAL (2014): A gay “5th wheel” at first steals the show in this creature feature–but then turns into a nervous Nellie. I blog about the movie here.

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ANDRE THE BUTCHER (2005): Lots of gay jokes and a gay guy in his undies with a boner. My blog here.

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APRIL FOOL’S DAY (2008): Obnoxious gay guy shows off a nice bod in silver spandex boxer briefs. I blog about it here.

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THE ATTIC EXPEDITIONS (2001): Seth Green gets cozy with Rick from Elm Street 4 in a crazy house. My blog here.

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AXED (2012): The son in this one may be gay. My blog here.

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THE AXE MURDERS OF VILLISCA (2016): Major gay/straight buddy storyline in this one. My blog here.

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THE BACKLOT MURDERS (2002): Some backlot action for sure. A gay music video director steals the show with his over-the-top performance. I blog about the movie here.

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THE BATES HAUNTING (2012): Indie flick about kids running a haunted attraction at Halloween. A gay dude with pink streaks in his hair has a crush on the male lead (I can understand why), and isn’t afraid to flirt with him. I blog about the movie here.

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BAYOU GHOST STORY (2017): So much homoeroticism in this one you’ll be sweating buckets in the bayou. My blog here.

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BIGFOOT AT HOLLER CREEK CANYON (2006): Bigfoot and backwoods gay stuff! My blog about the movie here.

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BILLY CLUB (2014): A baseball slasher…with a gay kiss. And it’s a serious liplock. I blog about the movie here.

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BITE SCHOOL (2015): The main beefy boy has a cute gay buddy…and has sex dreams about him. My blog here.

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BLACK CIRCLE BOYS (1997): A bunch of trouble boys practice Satanism while shirtless—and have Donnie Wahlberg as their gay cult leader. My blog here.

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BLACK DEVIL DOLL (2007): Black Devil Doll is more than just a bunch of white bimbos getting banged and killed by a black doll. He’s just out of jail, so he even likes to bang hairy man butt. I blog about the movie here.

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BLACULA (1972): In this 1970s black horror classic, an interracial gay couple scores a gold mine of antiques…including the coffin with Blacula in it. They are the ones who awaken his lust! Later on, the detective investigating the murders refers to the deceased couple as faggots, and another guy claims that they all look alike.

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A BLADE IN THE DARK (1983): Lamberto Bava’s A Blade in the Dark follows the classic “gays/gender confused are the root of all evil” formula. I blog about the movie here.

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BLEEDING HEARTS (2015): A cameo by one of the Village People, Rent’s Angel as a gay devil…I take a look at this one here.

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BLOODBATH AT THE HOUSE OF DEATH (1984): This horror parody features a gay couple and Vincent Price verbally bitch slapping a gay cult member. My blog here.

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THE BLOOD LET (2013): It’s vampires in an apartment building…along with a drag queen and a gay garbage man. My blog about the film here.

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BLOOD REDD (2015): Not a “gay horror” film, but this werewolf film focuses predominantly on two characters, and one of them is quite colorful. My blog here.

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BLOOD WIDOW (2014): The gay guy never mentions his sexuality, but he doesn’t have to. His reaction to the killer says it all. My blog here.

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BLOODY HOMECOMING (2012): Bloody homo? I blog about the movie here.

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THE BLOODY INDULGENT (2014): Kevin of the Backstreet Boys is a devious vampire…and his friend thinks Kevin has turned him bi. My blog here.

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BONG OF THE DEAD (2011): If it’s stoner buddy zomcom, you know there are going to be some gay moments. My blog here.

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BRIDE OF CHUCKY (1998): A minor character is gay—too bad he doesn’t get it on with the gorgeous leading man.

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BUCK WILD (2014): A gay geek hasn’t come out, but all his friends are okay with him being gay—as are the homo hillbillies that abduct him for some Deliverance style fun! My blog here.

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BUTCHER, BAKER, NIGHTMARE MAKER (1982): This 1982 Video Nasty is so filled with gay stuff it should almost be considered a gay horror film. I blog about the film here.

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BUNNY THE KILLER THING (2015): Sexploitation slasher goodness, with a non-discriminating, horny killer bunny. I blog about the film here.

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BUTCHER BOYS (2012): Pretty boys. A drag daddy. Young men duct taped in bathroom stalls. I blog about the movie here.

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CAESAR & OTTO FRANCHISE: It’s ambiguously gay comedy duo micro-budget indie horror parody madness loaded with b-movie icons! I blog about the movies here.

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CAMP MASSACRE (2014): A bunch of big boys compete in a weight-loss reality show in this slasher, and one of them is a gay guy who openly expresses his love for meat. I blog about the film here.

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CAMP SLAUGHTER (2005): Ignored and trashed 80s slasher homage by the director of Frat House Massacre has a gay character. I blog about the movie here.

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CASSADAGA (2011): A young boy in a dress is suffering a serious identity crisis in this one. My blog here.

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CATCH OF THE DAY (2014): In this creature feature comedy buddy movie, there’s a gay pride parade an a bona fide transgender confrontation in a subway. My blog here.

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CAST A DEADLY SPELL (1991): Before frolicking with the boys on Oz, Lee Tergesen did drag in this horror comedy. My blog here.

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CHERRY FALLS (2000): Pretty good slasher that kind of has you laughing out loud at the end features a fey young man who many still argue is NOT gay because it’s never stated directly. There’s also a cross-dressing twist. My blog here.

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CHILDREN SHOULDN’T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS (1973): Early appearance of gay guys in horror. TWO gay characters! I blog about the movie here.

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CHILL (2013): Scream queer Roger Conners plays the final gay! I blog about the film and interview Roger here.

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CHIP & BERNIE’S ZOMANCE (2015): Chip and Bernie may have a zomance, but a redneck simpleton pours a little love on Bernie in this zomcom. My blog here.

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CHOP (2011): Part Boxing Helena, part Misery. A ZZ Top looking leather daddy who loves Different Strokes and Boy Scouts plans to do something very nasty to our leading man….

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THE CHOPPING BLOCK (2016) – How do things turn out for the gay geek in this slasher comedy? My blog about the film here.

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THE CHOSEN (2015): A gay cousin comes breezing through the house in this possession film. My blog here.

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THE CLOWN AT MIDNIGHT (1999): In true late 90s fashion, the gay guy in this slasher is soooo out there. I blog about the film here.

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CLUB DEAD (2015): A campy, flamboyant vampire feels up his male meal’s chest in this vampire comedy. My blog here.

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THE COED AND THE ZOMBIE STONER (2014): In this trashy teen horror comedy, a cute guy gets finger banged by a rogue zombie hand…and later offers his ass up for a barebacking zombie cure. Another guy gets the zombie cure, only to turn into a drag queen! I blog about the movie here.

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CONDEMNED (2015): Unapologetic gay BDSM couple. My blog (and pervy pix) here.

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THE CONVENT (2000): With a title like this, would you expect things to go good for a gay guy? My blog here.

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COOTIES (2014): Sometimes, it takes the fear of children for a guy to come out. My blog about the movie here.

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CRAZY AS HELL (2002): There’s a very homoerotic scene at a urinal in which the focus of conversation and the doctor’s eyes are on his patient’s size (a patient who claims he’s Satan!). Plus, another patient makes specific reference to the purple Teletubby. I blog about the film here.

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CRAZY BITCHES (2014): One gay guy amongst a sea of woman at a cabin in the woods in this wannabe slasher. I blog about the movie here.

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CREEP (2014): A man answers an ad to film a dying man’s final days and things get creepy and queer. I blog about the film here.

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CURSED (2005): Cute but closeted asshole becomes more likable as film progresses.

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CUTTING ROOM! (2005): As low budget as this one is, the guys are very funny…and all kind of gay. I look at the film here.

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DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004): In the remake of the mall movie, an old queen first tries on women’s clothing and later talks to the security guards about his first gay encounter…while they are shirtless, which is kind of funny. My exhaustive blog on all Romero related films is here.

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DAYS OF DARKNESS (2005): Zombie film with an incredibly hot gay dude—and that’s just for starters. I blog about the movie here.

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DEAD TONE (2007): Obnoxious gay character. My blog here.

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DEATHROW GAMESHOW (1989): A handsome gameshow host learns in a gruesome way that a prison inmate has the hots for him. I blog about the film here.

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DEEP IN THE WOODS (2000): Old man in a wheelchair makes it quite clear what he wants to do with a blond pretty boy staying at his mansion. My blog here.

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DETENTION (2011): Hot gay teacher gets onscreen kiss. I blog about the movie here.

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DELIVERY (2006): The big pizza delivery bear in this one gets invited to a gay pool party and hit on by a trans woman. My blog about the film here.

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DR. FRANKENSTEIN’S WAX MUSEUM OF THE HUNGRY DEAD (2013): Gay director Richard Griffin’s living dead movie features an over-the-top gay couple who show no restraint in flaunting their sexuality! I blog about the movie here.

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DON’T FUCK IN THE WOODS (2016): No gays fuck in the woods, but one makes his presence known big time in this one. My blog here.

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DON’T GO TO THE REUNION (2013): In this throwback slasher, a group of friends thinks their (hot) homophobic buddy is in denial about being gay. Meanwhile, it’s the straight guy who admits to liking getting poked in the arse…. I blog about the movie here.

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DORCHESTER’S REVENGE: THE RETURN OF CRINOLINE HEAD (2014): Gay horror director Tommy Faircloth brings on the gay camp in this sequel, including a car full of bitchy drag queens. I blog about the film here.

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DRIFTWOOD (2006): Things I learned from Driftwood; when God turns against you, you better hope you have ghosts on your side. And also, there is same crazy religious reform school shit going on out there…for real. I blog about the movie here.

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DUDE BRO PARTY MASSACRE III (2015): These frat boys make it very clear there are no girls allowed—and things get kind of queer as a result. My blog here.

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EASTER CASKET (2013): A beary priest likes drawing male genitals and masturbating to his work. I blog about the movie here.

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THE EDITOR (2014): This one features a barely closeted actor who’s hot for a detective. I blog about the film here.

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EVERYONE MUST DIE! (2012): Most amazing about Everyone Must Die! is that it starts out pretty much as a gay slasher. Gay boys and lesbian gals head into the woods to camp—and they even have sex. The casting of the boys is great. A hefty, four-eyed geek is dating an annoying, blond white male rap star with a banging body and big ‘ol nipples. It appears that the geek is the cub top in their relationship! I blog about the movie here.

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EVIL BONG: The franchise is sprinkled with gay moments, including an appearance by homoerotic horror director David DeCoteau. My blog here.

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EVIL LAUGH (1986): This one takes on a gay life of its own. See my blog here.

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THE FAN (1981): It’s 1981, and Lauren Bacall gets stalked by a self-loathing homo. Imagine that. There’s BJ action. My blog here.

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FEAR NO EVIL (1981): The devil is a teenage boy who kisses boys in the locker room and gives them tits.I blog about the movie here.

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FEAR TOWN, USA (2014): Comedy slasher spoof loaded with gay stuff and a transgender sexual encounter. My blog here.

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FENDER BENDER (2016): Not the most original portrayal of a gay character, but this slasher has one. I blog about the film here.

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FINAL STAB (2001): A David DeCoteau slasher that’s more than homoerotic for a change; two guys actually reveal they’re having a secret affair! My blog here.

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5 YEARS AFTER THE FALL (2016): A zombie apocalypse survivor hopes to score a BJ from another guy looking for information. My blog here.

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FRANKENSTEIN VS. THE CREATURE FROM BLOOD COVE (2005): A flamboyant gay guy hits upon predictable stereotypes. I blog about the film here.

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FRAT HOUSE MASSACRE (2008): There’s no other way to say it. Frat House Massacre is f*cked UP. I blog about the movie here.

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FRIGHT FLICK (2011): The man who brought us Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives delivers an old school slasher with two gay characters and out actor Chad Allen (in a straight role). I blog about the movie here.

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FROM WITHIN (2008): A film about faith, Satanism, a suicide curse…and a gay sex confession that comes out of left field! I blog about the film here.

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FUN SIZE HORROR: VOLUME 1 (2015): 21 quickies (short films, I mean), and one of them features three spunky witches, including a colorful gay guy. I blog about the film here.

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GALLERY OF FEAR (2012): One story in this anthology is a grisly LGBTQ backwoods horror tale. My blog here.

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GEORGE: A ZOMBIE INTERVENTION (2009): Gay horror director J.T. Seaton does a zombedy splatterfest just as well as he does a creepy sexy gay horror short like “Nightshadows.” And he doesn’t forget to give it a little touch of gay. I blog about the movie here.

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GHOST TEAM ONE (2013): When straight boys hunt a horny female ghost, things take some notably gender-bending turns. My blog here.

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GET DEAD (2014): There’s quite a bit of gay stuff going on in this backwoods horror comedy. I blog about it here.

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GINGERDEAD MAN 2 (2008): An old queen who enjoys death by sodomy. I blog about the movie here.

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GIRL HOUSE (2014): A movie about scantily clad chicks living in a webcam house…and they still managed to slip in a sexy gay couple! I blog about the movie here.

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GOTHIC (1986): Julian Sands shows off his splendid booty and kisses Gabriel Byrne. Meanwhile, Gabriel teases and taunts Wormtail from Harry Potter. I blog about the movie here.

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GREY SKIES (2010): Great to see a gay couple that actually kisses in this indie alien film. However, the main gay dude is an obnoxious stereotypical bitch who treats his boyfriend like crap. But he does have a great line: “My car won’t start! Does anyone know how to work one of these? I’m gay!”

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GUTTERBALLS (2008): EEK. Gutterballs features a male character in drag—but he dies a gruesome, graphic, and brutal gender reassignment death. I warn you…it is f*cked up. My blog here.

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HACK! (2007): Fun gay guy sings “Fame” and gets the dumb jock to strip down to his bare booty. My blog here.

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#FOLLOWFRIDAY (2016): A gay guy expresses his darkest fantasies on social media and shows off his bod on the dance floor. My blog here.

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HALLOWEED (2016): Part of the comic stoner duo in this comedy slasher can barely keep his desires in the closet. My blog here.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY (2016): When two straight boys go to Mexico for some birthday fun, it’s not just candles that are going to be blown. My blog here.

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A HAUNTED HOUSE (2013): It wouldn’t be a Wayans horror spoof without loads of gay stuff. Marlon Wayans gets butt-in-the-air banged by a ghost. He also calls in a gay psychic who squeezes his nipples and dresses him in leather.

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A HAUNTED HOUSE 2 (2014): in the sequel, Marlon Wayans gets pegged by Jaime Pressly and a white paranormal professor is the bottom bitch at a Mandingo party.

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THE HAUNTED TRAILER (2014): Gay jokes abound—mostly in the context of incest between two redneck brothers. Plus, they have a drag queen mother. My blog here.

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HAZARD JACK (2014): Nope, the muscle man in the pic isn’t the gay one. Actually, there’s a gay couple in this sexually charged slasher. They are more of the everyday bear variety and they’re just two of the gang. I blog about the film here.

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HEARTLESS (2009): Mummification fetishism with a street hustler. I blog about the movie here.

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HEATHERS (1988): Who can forget the gay photo op….

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HELLBENDERS (2012): It is implied that two gay guys are doing shit with a bunny rabbit. I blog about the movie here.

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HEAVY MENTAL (2009): Our main guy gets a possessed guitar from his two dads in this campy horror throwback film. I blog about it here.

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HIDE AND CREEP (2004): A guy running around completely naked for a majority of the movie gets offered a blowjob by a hick in a pickup truck. I blog about the movie here.

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HIDE & GO SHRIEK (1988): Ah. The gay twist at the last moment. I blog about the movie here.

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HOLE IN THE WALL (2014): Whatever you’d imagine an anthology film titled Hole in the Wall could be…it’s worse. Blog here.

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HOLLA II (2013): Urban slasher sequel featuring a hot gay dude who does a strip tease and has a sexual encounter. I blog about the movie here.

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THE HORDE (2016): Back to the old school gay stereotype in this backwoods horror. I look at the movie here.

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HORNS (2013): Two burly cops admit their feelings for each other and then start to go at it in their squad car. My blog here.

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HORROR HOSPITAL (1973): A drag queen takes center stage (on the floor) during a rock band’s performance, and a lecherous old gay real estate agent stares at the crotch of a male client before flirting with him. My blog about the film here.

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THE HORROR NETWORK (2015): This horror anthology features an extremely graphic story with gay subject matter. My blog here.

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HOUSE OF HORRORS: THE GATES OF HELL (2012): A gay goth is dying to work at a haunted attraction. My blog about the film here.

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HOUSE OF PURGATORY (2016): Everyone pays for his sins at this haunted attraction – including a closet case. My blog here.

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HUNTED (aka: Rufus) (2012): A young teenage vampire boy is the object of everyone’s affection, including a closeted young man. My blog here.

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IBS: IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME: A total gross out film in which the guy with the stomach problems kills to alleviate the symptoms. One of his victims is a leather daddy. I blog about the movie here.

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I HEART U (2014): Gay marriage has infiltrated the horror genre! And Raine Brown is (one of) the groom’s fag hag. I blog about the movie here.

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I KNOW HOW MANY RUNS YOU SCORED LAST SUMMER (2008): A cricket team is stalked by a psycho with a bat. The sexuality of a hairstylist is questioned…and another guy in a thong is flogged by the killer. My blog about the film here.

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THE INVITATION (2015): Pretty boy gay couple in this dinner gathering thriller. My blog here.

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THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU (1996): Something kind of queer this way comes. I look at the movie here.

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I SURVIVED A ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST (2014): In this zombie comedy about the making of a zombie movie features a mega hunk as the film’s star, and he’s rumored to be gay…which would explain the nudie male magazine he hides in his trailer. Blog (and pix of him) here.

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JERSEY SHORE MASSACRE (2014): Amazingly, the flamboyant hairdresser doesn’t die…because the girls don’t invite him to the shore with them! I blog about the movie here.

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JUAN OF THE DEAD (2011): One of zombie fighters is a flamboyant gay character. And while he’s part of the gang, he still deals with a lot of derogatory language. My blog about the film here.

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KILLER FISH (1979): Lee Majors is gorgeous and a big fat effeminate, supposedly bisexual queen suffers a humiliating death like some sort of beached whale. I blog about the movie here.

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KILL, GRANNY, KILL! (2015): This Bible-thumping killer granny hates the gays! I blog about the film here.

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KILLING MR. RIGHT (2014): Rape/revenge horror takes a seriously gay turn in this indie, when a big horny slave boy is set loose on a poor guy some chick believes was her abductor and rapist! Pix of the big horny slave boy (along with my blog about the film) here.

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KILLJOY’S PSYCHO CIRCUS (2016): The muscle boys and leather bears take an interest in Killjoy in this installment. My blog here.

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THE LAST EXORCISM (2010): When the gay character is finally outed, you kind of laugh. First, because we’re supposed to believe that in this backwoods redneck town, everyone knows the guy is gay…and he’s still alive. And second, **SPOILERS** because we learn that while straight guys may knock a be-otch up…gay boys will get a good girl possessed!

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LETHAL EVICTION (2005): Every good apartment building slasher needs a drag queen tenant! My blog here.

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LET US PREY (2014): Religious horror—and the evil gay guy is the big bad shirtless killer! My blog here.

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LIVELIHOOD (2005): A gay couple shows interest in a 1980s heavy metal singer in this zomcom. I blog about the film here.

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LOVE IN THE TIME OF MONSTERS (2014): Hairy beasts, cute guys, and a gay dude who steals the show…especially when he gets his club kid groove on to distract the Bigfoot monsters! I blog about the movie here.

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LOVE ME DEADLY (1973): The gay hustler in this one is pretty damn normal compared to the necrophiliacs. I blog about the film here.

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MADHOUSE (2004): Mental institution horror has one sexually charged trans patient and a subdued gay male patient. I blog about the film here.

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MEMORY OF THE DEAD (2011): This one has a gay character and a pretty major gay twist. My blog here.

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MERCHANTS OF DEATH (1988): A gay guy in a pink shirt gets in a bitch slap. My blog here.

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MIDNIGHT 2 (1993): The killer is into a male detective’s nipples and the leading lady talks about her gay brother. I blog about the movie here.

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MILFs vs. ZOMBIES (2015): A transgender guy, straight guys who like anal…I look at this zombedy here.

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MORTUARY (2005): One of the man kids is gay…and lasts almost until the end! My blog here.

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MOST LIKELY TO DIE (2015): Gay entertainment blogger as the gay comic relief in this slasher. Plus, Brittany S. Pierce from Glee! I blog about the film here.

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MULBERRY STREET (2006): There’s DEFINITELY a special emotional connection between our hunky tough guy lead and the gentle gay man living in his apartment building. I blog about the movie here.

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MURDER PARTY (2007): Features a sex scene between two bisexual guys! I blog about the movie here.

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MY SUCKY TEEN ROMANCE (2011): Teen vampire comedy written and directed by a 19-year-old girl, but you’d never know it! This one has a really adorable, semi-gay character—who was edited out of the final version of the film! But he shows up in the deleted scenes. I blog about the movie here.

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NECROPOLIS (1987): The essence of 1980s punk-new wave-New York City-trash horror, this film has it ALL. I blog about it here.

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THE NEW YORK RIPPER (1982): If you can look past all the mutilation of female body parts, you might spot the one gay guy in the film. I blog about the movie here.

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THE NIGHT BEFORE EASTER (2014): A gay couple gets flirty in the woods before getting attacked by a killer. My blog about the movie here.

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A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY’S REVENGE (1985): Yeah. You can write a film school term paper on the gay metaphors in this one. But there’s nothing metaphorical about the leather daddy gym teacher getting his chunky ass towel whipped.

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NIGHT OF SOMETHING STRANGE (2016): A zombie infection is spreading, sex is on the menu, and any ass will do in this zombedy. My blog here.

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NIGHT OF THE DEAD (2009): A flamboyant mad scientist is totally into his baldy bear assistant. I blog about the movie here.

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NIGHT VISION (1987): A drag queen has a thing for the main guy in this weird flick. I blog about it here.

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NIKOS THE IMPALER (2003): Well dang. It stars Felissa Rose, the original Sleepaway Camp Angela. It also stars hunky himbo Joe Zaso. And there’s a gay couple. I blog about the film here.

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1 DEAD PARTY (2013): A very underplayed gay proposition is made in this dark killer comedy. I blog about it here.

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THE OUIJA EXPERIMENT (2011): From the man who brought us Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives comes a freaky found footage movie, complete with a Ouija board, some humor, loads of jump scares, and a handful of cute guys, one of whom refers to the restroom as “the little girl’s room.” I blog about the movie here.

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PARANORMAN (2012): A zombie classic—with a shocking gay twist!

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PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE (1974): Horror master Brian De Palma’s horror musical features a flamboyant gay glam rocker named Beef. My blog here.

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PIECES (1982): Could the creepy gay teacher be the killer? Or just a big pink herring? I blog about the movie here.

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PIN (1988): Is a young man in love with his anatomically correct male anatomy dummy? My blog here.

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PORN STAR ZOMBIES (2009): A cute guy pretends he’s gay so the director won’t think he’ll mess with the women while working on a porn set. There’s also a gay porn hunk going straight-for-pay and a drag queen porn star with a girlfriend. Porn Star Zombies has it all. I blog about the movie here.

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POULTRYGEIST (2006): Troma gross out film with a gay Mexican fast food employee and tons of man butts (and stuff getting stuck up some of them). I blog about the movie here.

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PRESIDENTS DAY (2016): Gay love cannot be denied in this zomcom, which kind of makes it a zomromcom. My blog here.

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PRISON OF THE DEAD (2000): A David DeCouteau film in which male characters actually ADMIT they like men! I blog about the movie here.

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PSYCHO SLEEPOVER (2008): One of the girls at this slumber party is a drag queen! My blog here.

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QUAD X: THE PORN MOVIE MASSACRE (2014): The gayest straight porn slasher comedy you may ever see. My blog here.

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RAGDOLL (1999): One of the baddies in this doll revenge flick is a fabulously bitchy gay guy in a cowboy hat and tank top. I blog about the movie here.

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REDNECK ZOMBIES (1989): Troma has always gone against the moral majority. In 1989, Redneck Zombies featured an openly gay army dude! Like, a really openly gay army dude. I blog about the movie here.

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RED STATE (2011): Imagine an entire movie based on killing straight guys…because of gays! I blog about the movie here.

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REEL NIGHTMARE: BOOK OF WITCHCRAFT (2017): College kids are making a student film about a trio of witches, and one of them is a token gay hottie. I blog about the film here.

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RESURRECTION COUNTY (2008): Where there are God-fearing hillbillies, there’s always butt bangin’! I blog about this one here.

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RITUALS (1977): A backwoods horror flick in which one of the main men is gay.

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ROAD HELL (2011): One segment of this horror anthology features a very horny, anything-goes vampire cult, with plenty of shirtless pretty boys feeling each other up and making out. My blog here.

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RUSH WEEK (1989): In this college slasher, frat boys pretend to be the first gay fraternity. My blog here.

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SALEM’S LOT (1979/2004): Gay innuendo in the original, blatantly gay character in the remake. I blog about it here.

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SARS Wars (2004): Stick around until the end of this slapstick zombie flick for a major gender-bending queer shocker! My blog here.

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SAVAGE WEEKEND (1979): This is one snarky slasher gay! My blog about the film here.

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SCARY STORY SLUMBER PARTY (2017): The intro story in this anthology is about a girl who goes psycho on the guy she likes when he tells her he’s gay. My blog here.

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SCREAM 2 (1997): Blink and you’ll miss him. Hunky cop is mentioned as being gay. It counts!

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SCREAM 4 (2011): Dude who says the new rules mean the gay guy doesn’t die comes out to Ghost Face! But does he just play gay to try and avoid the slay?

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SCREAM MACHINE (2015): One story in this horror anthology focuses on a gay guy miserable in his life because he married a woman and is in love with Jeffrey Dahmer…which inspires him to kill. My blog here.

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SEED OF CHUCKY (2004): Jennifer Tilly keeps the camp coming, and we learn the shocking truth about Chucky’s offspring!

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SERIAL KILLING 4 DUMMYS (aka: Serial KILLING 101) (2004): A militant gym teacher catches the eye of a couple of pretty boys. I blog about the film here.

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SEVEN DORMS OF DEATH (2015): Psychic visions…of gay S&M! My blog here.

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SHRIEKER (1990): A shirtless cutie regularly insists he’s not gay even though he has a hot bod. My blog about the film here.

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S.I.C.K. (2003): a chick has a flashback to walking in on her boyfriend with another guy! My blog about the film here.

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SILENT SCREAMS (2015): Porn icon Ron Jeremy makes a very brief appearance as a gay neighbor. My blog here.

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THE SINS OF DRACULA (2014): A heavy gay sex scene in this vampire comedy. I blog about it here.

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SKULLDUGGERY (1983): So much gay stuff going on in this odd 80s flick it’s just easier if you read my blog about it.

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THE SLASHENING (2015): A girls’ slumber party slasher that doesn’t leave out the gays! My blog about the film here.

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SLAUGHTER PARTY (2006): A butt-banging psycho killer, plus, porn legend Ron Jeremy has his one-eyed monster on two man butts. My blog here.

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SLAUGHTER WEEKEND (2010): Drag queen phone sex operator! My blog here.

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SLEEPAWAY CAMP (1983): The traumatizing final reveal kind of makes you forget the man-on-man action at the beginning of the film. I cover all the films here.

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SLIME CITY franchise: Where do you find gay punkers who convert straight men into gnarly monsters and homeless guys who will do the trick if you don’t want to pay for a prostitute? SLIME CITY! I blog about the movies here.

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SOMEONE’S KNOCKING AT THE DOOR (2009): A serial sodomy killer returns from the 1970s. I blog about the film here.

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SOME KIND OF HATE (2015): An awkward homoerotic moment takes place during a bullying situation—it even makes one of the bullies uncomfortable! My blog about the movie here.

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SONNY BOY (1989): David Carradine in drag, married to a big brute of a man. My blog here.

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SOULKEEPER (2001): The two leading cuties dress up as male prostitutes…and save a real male prostitute from death! I blog about the movie here.

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SPLATTER BEACH (2007): Is the bodybuilder on the beach a closet case? That’s the big question. I blog about the movie here.

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STEPHEN KING’S SLEEPWALKERS (1992): Predatory gay teacher anyone? A pervy teacher tries to get his hands on a male student’s goods. He doesn’t last very long…. I blog about the movie here.

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STAGE FRIGHT (2014): Well first of all, it’s a slasher musical. There’s also a song about being gay, sung by two gay guys…who later kiss. I blog about the film here.

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STAN HELSING (2009): A glory hole, gay leather porn, and Leslie Nielsen in drag. I blog about this horror spoof here.

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STEVE NILES’ REMAINS (2011): Very likeable gay character. And SERIOUS man meat. I blog about the movie here.

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STITCHES (2012): Flamboyant and funny gay dude in this one, which is one of my favorite clown horror films. I blog about the movie here.

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STREET TEAM MASSACRE (2007): Several guys give off a gay vibe in this slasher spoof. My blog here.

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STRIPPED TO KILL (1987): Cutie Greg Evigan with a leather man magazine? And that’s not the only queer aspect of this one. My queer spoiler filled blog here.

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STUFF STEPHANIE IN THE INCINERATOR (1989): You wouldn’t know by the cover art, but this one has a gay twist. Guess that’s why they call it a twist. My blog about the film here.

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SUBURBAN GOTHIC (2014): A straight ghost hunter everyone thinks is gay, including his gay cousin and John Waters! My blog about the film here.

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SUMMER OF BLOOD (2014): Despite being heterosexual, the leading man in this horror comedy has very homoerotic liaisons with the male vamp who changed him. I blog about the movie here.

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THE TAINT (2011): No, this one doesn’t make the list because men turn into woman-hating, cum-gushing zombies. There’s actually a “gang” leader dude obsessed with fisting, working out, oiling up and posing, and wrestling with other guys. My blog here.

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TAMARA (2005): Evil chick turns two dudes gay. My blog here.

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THE TASK (2010): Where there’s a horror movie about a reality show, there’s going to be a gay character! And this guy describes himself as”Totally off the hook” gay. I blog about the film here.

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TEENAGE GHOST PUNK (2014): In this family film about a punk rock ghost, the next door neighbors are a gay couple. I blog about the film here.

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TEXAS VOODOO ZOMBIES (2016): A horny redneck daddy bear has his eye on our main man in this zombedy. My blog here.

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THANKSKILLING 3 (2012): The majority of the characters in this warped sequel are puppets, including a gay worm. Okay, he’s more like an involuntary post-op transgendered worm. But he pretty much identifies as gay. I blog about the movie here.

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THEATRE OF BLOOD (1973): Not only is there a gay theater critic with two poodles in this film, but Vincent Price disguises himself as a queeny hairdresser! I blog about the film here.

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THE THIRST (2006): A submissive boy at a sex club gets very flirty with the hot main guy in this vampire film. My blog here.

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THIS IS THE END (2013): Channing Tatum as a butt bitch and much talk of James Franco’s gay side.

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TIL DEATH (2013): In this short horror comedy about 4 guys who kill their wives, one of the guys is a closet case! The film is included in The Hillbilly Horror Show volume 4, which I blog about here.

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TOO SCARED TO SCREAM (1985): This is essentially a closeted gay slasher packed with gay stereotypes, which I outline here.

 

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THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN (1976/2014): In the first film, cops go undercover…in drag! And in the sequel, a gay hookup is interrupted by the killer. I look at both films here.

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CITIZEN TOXIE: THE TOXIC AVENGER PART IV (2000): Desperate to stay relevant, Toxie goes bottom for gay sex! I blog about the film here (with shocking pix!).

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TRAILER PARK OF TERROR (2008): One character does a bit of cruising with an adorable redneck in a diner. Also, a big bad zombie ghost gropes another hot dude’s ass long and hard. I blog about the movie here.

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TRAIN (2008): The gay character (who sports some nipple rings) makes a straight boy run through a train in his jockstrap. I blog about the movie here.

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TRANSYLMANIA (2009): A sexually confused college student scores a gay kiss in this horror spoof and a cutie gets a dildo shaped bag of drugs shoved up his butt. I blog about the film here.

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TROMEO & JULIET (1996): It’s Troma doing Shakespeare, so is it any surprise there’s a gay kiss between Tromeo and his best friend? I blog about the film here.

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TRUTH OR DIE (2012): When a group of friends is tied up and tortured by a guy who throws around gay slurs like they’re not going out of style, you just know that something really gay is going to happen in the end. I blog about the movie here.

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2001 MANIACS (2005)/2001 MANIACS: FIELD OF SCREAMS (2010): Adorable gay dude hooks up with one of the burly maniac hicks in the original. The gay maniac is back for more man flesh in the sequel. I blog about the movies here.

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VAMP U (2013): While there’s plenty of gay humor, Vamp U also has a funny homoerotic scene of the handsome vampire college professor easily seducing the hot gay student who has a crush on him. I blog about the movie here.

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VENOM (2005): Listen carefully. It’s mentioned during a bitchfest that one dude is gay. my blog here.

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V/H/S: VIRAL (2014): One of the tales in this third installment of the franchise shows us the face a straight guy makes and what he envisions when a bisexual dude’s wanger is waved in his face….

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VINDICATION (2006): Dark indie horror that definitely has some homo horror moments. I blog about the movie here.

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THE VOID (2016): One tale about a suicide Website features a gay man whose boyfriend was pressured into killing himself by Internet trolls. I blog about the film here.

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VOODOO RISING (2016): A gay character gets all the good screaming lines in this backwoods horror. My blog here.

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WARLOCK (1989): A gay guy gets to suck face with a Warlock. It doesn’t end well. My blog here.

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WE ARE WHAT WE ARE (2010): The English version of We Are What We Are essentially reverses the genders of all the main characters. This means the absence of a scene from the Mexican original in which one of the brothers picks up one of his male victims at a gay bar.

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WAXWORK II: LOST IN TIME (1991): A king’s rather queer henchman glams it up with makeup…so he’s sort of like…the queen. My blog here.

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WITCHING & BITCHING (2013): The two hottie lead males in this amazing witch flick are forced to suck face. Plus, there are two gay couples, one of them being a couple of drag witches! See the kiss pic here.

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WITCH HUNT (1994): This horror comedy features drag queen Lypsinka as the madam at a whorehouse. My blog about the film here.

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WTF! (2017): Perez Hilton plays a gay guy at the beginning of this slasher, but doesn’t make it to the cabin in the woods. However, there is a dude everyone thinks is gay…and another that sniffs some hairy man pit. My blog here.

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ZIPPERFACE (1992): While this slasher is about a heterosexual S&M killer, there is a scene of a drag queen being chased by a sleazy biker gang. My blog about the film here.

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ZOMBIE DEATH HOUSE (1987): Prison bitches who worship Dolph Lundgren. I blog about the movie here.

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ZOMBIEGEDDON (2003): Lloyd Kaufman has serious gay panic in this film and a big baldy cop gets off on pulling over cars full of young guys and talking dirty to them. I blog about the movie here.

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